life on burley smutt @burleysmutt
it's a little planet, and some bugger's run off with Christmas. Nice begonias though. Near Ned's Poultry Farm Joined September 2009-
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Halloween is coming and just what is so scary about a pumpkin? But a crossbred human turkey with fire in its egg basket. Ooheck!
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For those who like their fantasy a little on the nose.
What's Turkey Snatcher? It's a book and it's like Terry Pratchett left to curdle at the back of the fridge.
Trevor Buggercup. Is it his wide nose or are his eyes too close together? Give him a cuddle in Turkey Snatcher coming soon.
Kevin 'Growler' Paterson uses his fossicker to debone poultry. Gobble!
it be a special talk like a pirate day post...avast me scurvied barnacles there be a turkey with me cutlass an' e be shavin' me wooden leg!
Rest well Patrick Swayze. Should be law to watch that movie 24/7 on Burley Smutt, but we've had a turkey apocalypse and the power's out.
Juggins Powderbone is an ogre who'd sooner lick a tin of condensed milk than rip off your arms. He bakes a lovely cheesecake.
Tinkerbell Fanny McWiddle is our only hope!
Oh no! it's The Satron...half Satan, half matron. It'll squash your head and suck your brains, then tuck you up in bed with a nice cuppa tea
Beware the mighty Flaboon...kind of Jabba the Hut with a body hair problem and a shiny pink butt...surprisingly popular with the ladies.
Deep in Burley Smutt's wild jungle there swings a gimpanzee. He wants your banana.
@DraculaThe2nd..and her gobble, reminiscent of the turkey sea shanty, says "eggs of the night...beware the whisk"
Just about to launch my fantasy e-novel Turkey Snatcher. Maybe POD too. Think Terry Pratchett kind of curdled at the back of the fridge.
Turkey Snatcher website is on its way...soon you can place your own stick of TNT up Ripscar Eggsitter's feathery bits
And mature lady human turkeys are lurkeys...these are often seen admiring curtains.
Mature male human turkeys are murkeys.
Young human turkeys are churkeys
Beware the evil offspring of the new turkey/human empire. Their eggs make nice Victoria sponge cakes though.
Burley Smutt can be lovely at times. Shame about the secret human/turkey breeding program.
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