fortune and glory kid @byebyesolo
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is scary? Elizabeth: The girl is sick? Nathan: Sorta. The girl’s head is on backwards and she says the priest’s dead mother will perform fellatio for all eternity. Billy: [listening to Mein Kampf at 3x speed]: The 19th Amendment was a mistake
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billy after watching chemistry videos on youtube at 3x speed
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Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this
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Man City competing fairly after the Sheikh takeover 😭
if you are a queer person DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT listen to this song while you are walking because if you do, you will be walking at the speed of light. #Popstar
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🚨🇩🇪 NEW: Germany’s AfD and Italy’s Future Nationale have announced a new right wing partnership The parties joined forces at a rally in Orvieto, calling for greater unity among Europe’s nationalist factions [@telegraph]
@FOXSports @USMNT Why are our games in the middle of the night.
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If I had it my way, you’d wear that goddamn hat everywhere the rest of your pecker sucking life.
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"And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
Sen. Mike Crapo just blocked Sen. Elizabeth Warren's last-ditch attempt to preserve the IRS's free Direct File program. In the last election cycle, Crapo was the top GOP congressional recipient of campaign contributions from the corporate PAC of TurboTax's parent company.
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“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”
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wouldn’t it be funny if it just never happens, like it’s 2065 and he’s still immortan joeing around
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I know son, but some people didn’t like her laugh…
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It now appears that some ICE agents are stealing from the people they're arresting. This agent was photographed with a gold bracelet he took off a man in Minnesota. Your thoughts?
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THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025 A Video Countdown vimeo.com/1156345183
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this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads
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I think everything sean penn does in OBAA is like meant to be both terrifying and funny because thats what the right wing is now. Hes a violent scary racist but also he’s ridiculous and walks like he pooped his pants. That’s like the entite presidental cabinet rn
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