Rob @cached_bumble

DFIR | Helps put crappy puzzles together with insufficient data. My tweets are mine, and mine alone. Former Gov. Cyber Analyst, Former RSA IR. Joined April 2011

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Rob @cached_bumble

2 years ago

Current level of anxiety: I just hit "close all" in Notepad++ If you don't hear from me tomorrow...you can assume the worst!

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Rob @cached_bumble

2 years ago

Every Security team in the industry, with a heavy dose of alcohol throughout all of it!

gabsmashh @gabsmashh

2 years ago

Every Security team in the industry, with a heavy dose of alcohol throughout all of it!

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Rob @cached_bumble

3 years ago

Dear all fast food app developers…you would get a lot more people to download your app if you just say: “You can order and pickup your food without ever talking to anyone.”

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Rob @cached_bumble

3 years ago

Just a reminder for those that need to hear this. Chime is an absolute garbage meeting platform!

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3 years ago

Table top exercises is just D&D for Infosec.

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Rob @cached_bumble

4 years ago

Beef ramen is just sad Pho! #FightMe

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Rob @cached_bumble

4 years ago

Marvel movies have done more for the movie industry, and making people realize how many people are involved in making movies! #EndCreditScenes

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Rob @cached_bumble

4 years ago

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Especially to those standing the watch. My family and I appreciate it!

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Motherboard @motherboard

4 years ago

This is a massive change from Apple, who has long maintained a repair monopoly on its products and done whatever it could to prevent people from fixing their own devices. trib.al/QvgdSHx

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Rob @cached_bumble

5 years ago

Who in the world calls it a Gif...when it's pronounced Gif!

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You made the requirements as specific, and detailed as possible. It went through numerous QC cycles before turning it in to a POR (Engineering.) They still find a way to f*ck it up! Giving you exactly what you "wanted". This one picture represents my time with the DOD. #SPAWAR

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Rob @cached_bumble

5 years ago

When you don't have the correct visibility and logging in your network! reddit.com/r/nextfuckingl…

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Rob @cached_bumble

5 years ago

For those wondering...six. Six is the number of empty glasses/cups that I found in one of my kids rooms.

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Rob @cached_bumble

5 years ago

"I like job security...but I like that security because I think I am good at my job, not because other people suck at theirs!" My response to a coworker when we were talking about old/outdated systems.

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Rob @cached_bumble

5 years ago

Found some old notes that I wrote on my phone, titled "Infosec Ramblings", found one I still like: "Be the mentor that made you the way you are." I have had some amazing mentors, and if you are reading this...thank you!

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Rob @cached_bumble

5 years ago

I want to be in shape, not to get healthy (well not completely.) I just want to eat the cheat/treat meals @TheRock posts. I have probably eaten that much in one sitting, but that was because I was a fat ass, not that I was feeding muscles. #NoJudgement