Caleb McClelland @calebjmac
cockblock king. Joined June 2015-
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Mark my words, I will become entirely forehead. Mark. My. Words.
When they call you by a cute pet name:
The world may be my oyster, but I think I’m allergic to shellfish.
I know churros are supposed to be good, but every time I see one I just think “sugary turd.”
I hate igtv if you send me a vid of it there is 120% chance I won’t watch it.
Comedy before dignity darling, comedy before dignity.
Please please please stop adoring Micheal Scott, he made the office a hostile environment with everything he did.
I think the puppet master got my strings tangled up.
Just took an IQ test, and not tryna brag or anything but I made it to double digits.
I have an album of selfies titled “single guy selfies” in which each photo emphasizes my singularity.
Oh to be a ladybug happily munching on aphids for the rest of my days
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