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81 States? Wait, I went to bed last night and we had 50 states. Then I see that Lara Trump says we have 81‼️ Did we annex Canada or Mexico? Or did the rural parts of Blue States decide to become independent? Or is it just another dumb ass trump talking? #81States
Manhattan is one of the 81 states Lara Trump was talking about.
When reminded that the US does not have 81 states, Lara trump facepalmed and said “Oh yeah you’re right! I was counting Hawaii. Duh!”
SNL's Colin Jost killed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner especially his jokes on Trump. Jost joked that Lara Trump, who was at the event, covered Tom Petty’s “I Wont Back Down” & said she should stick to politics.🤣🤣 Scarlett Johansson President Biden
Say what you will about President Obama, but he is still one of the MOST intelligent, classy, & empathetic presidents we’ve ever had. Here’s him getting a baby to stop crying:
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@call_me_tomasso Oh yeah. Just broke up the top. & shoved the sauce inside it.
@call_me_tomasso @MGliksmanMDPhD Thanks Tom A male told me that because I called him that I’d lost the argument
I went to the market this morning and bought this wedgewood dinner set for $50! What do you reckon? 😁
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Try living in qld and thinking this BS
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