Calling Your... @callingyour
Building up the worlds largest collection of calling your jokes. All good jokes sent to us will be re tweeted :) Joined February 2014-
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Calling your girlfriend a fire cause she's smoking hot
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Calling your girlfriend Dell 'cause she has a slot for your hard drive
Calling your girlfriend peter 'cause she's a foreskin eater
Calling your girlfriends vagina a bad joke cause you never get it
Naming your penis "The Truth" because bitches cant handle it. #ValentinesDay
Calling your girlfriend the chosen one 'cause she takes your lightsaber
Calling your dick squirtle 'cause it makes bitches wet
Calling your penis frodo cause it destroys rings
Calling your penis Shinji Kagawa 'cause its got a japseye
Calling your girlfriend a flag 'cause she looks good on a pole
Calling your wife an alien 'cause her sex is out of this world
Calling your penis grandad 'cause it has trouble getting up
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