Campus Hunter @campus_hunter

Today as we approach the weekend before finals the students are pulling out their campus map to navigate to the library for the first time

When the bitch doesn't wanna actually talk but still wants to hear from you...so she text you

When you meet the man off tinder

Twas Thursday of CWW all in the house,Everyone signing,even a mouse.when all of a sudden appeared.a grinch with a tree,centennials you see

Today as I was on my long journey I saw what scholars call the "handy shark"she looks like the Devils mistress but only plays with her food

The "colossal mouth whore" was spotted today. Her gapping mouth and fish lips are looking for a worm to swallow near the KDit.

The "whitetail fuck" is the most basic animal.Just like others she can be found in her uggs and leggings,always with Starbucks coffee

The hunt is on for the "Master Prankster" all I can say is great job sir..but I will find you...and high five you

As I walked out today from the plex I saw it...the queen of all animals the mighty "Bitchawhoresrex" the most annoying woman of all time

The most peculiar spectacle on campus are the "Narnians" they never stop running until it is time to eat in their territory of the Mensa

On a Saturday morning you can see the "whortle" She crawls back to her own room after a long night out. Only to go back out again tonight...

One of the worst sights on campus is the "Blue Balled Booby" He decided to dump his previous girlfriend(the Skankapotamus) for the "Nomingo"

As you look into the W you can gaze upon the "hunky" normally seen with sandals and socks, he is always seen in packs of other Footballers

Today I watched as a poor soul came in contact with a "cockodile" he thought he was special but didn't realize she will eat any kind of meat

Today I ran into a spectacle. The "cummingbird" his small stature and "fastness" is one that makes women wonder if he truly is #WorthIt

Truly at the burg the "duck faced platypussy" is really a sight to see.Showing her true face while taking selfies and travels in large packs

There I was walking past the W and a wild "Skankapottomus" appeared. She was trying to convert from a herbivore diet to "eating man meat"