Jeffrey Counts @cannotCount

Yes, I know my name is a sentence... Joined November 2012

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Jeffrey Counts @cannotCount

2 years ago

Why the fuck am I seeing Trumper shit in my notifications?

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4 years ago

Talk me out of going back to Starbucks

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Jeffrey Counts @cannotCount

4 years ago

One of the things I hate about tiktok: the fact that when people use cc to say “sex”, they type “seggs” so they don’t get flagged as inappropriate and now people are pronouncing it as “seggs”

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Jeffrey Counts @cannotCount

4 years ago

“His heart’s makin him nut” -phrase from a friend

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4 years ago

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Apparently I only come here to complain lmao. Anywho… I hate when I say I like to workout and people look at me like I’m crazy just because I’m a tiny guy. Why do I have to be jacked to like working on my body? We all start from somewhere and our bodies don’t change overnight

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Jeffrey Counts @cannotCount

4 years ago

Love just fucking sucks

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Jeffrey Counts @cannotCount

5 years ago

Hi... so there’s this for anyone that needs it vm.tiktok.com/ZMeDkXudx/

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Jeffrey Counts @cannotCount

5 years ago

Name an unpopular opinion, I’ll go first: I don’t think Adam Driver is ✨that✨ attractive

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Jeffrey Counts @cannotCount

5 years ago

I’m seeing idiot repubs on some of my other social feeds with screenshots of “Positive hairstylist serves 140 people, not one person infected” or “Missouri now with 7 day lead of low cases in US” and complaining that masks need to stop. Wow, it’s almost like masks’ve been working