Chris Gadd @cannot_chris
if you found this account...no you didn't. this is now a depression/shitpost account. Him/They. Fuck Capitalism. Joined July 2017-
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Theres a huge sense of “what am I even working & doing all this for” in the air
Also new law: if you advertise "Plus Size" costumes, you need to go up to AT LEAST 4X and include tall sizes. A standard 2x is not "plus size"
Can I speed run a screen-accurate costume to wear for a party the week before Halloween? Time to find out!
Had to download an app but I got it back to 4x5
Phone screen went from 5 tiles high to 6 tiles and I cannot explain how much I despise this
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Every time I hear people criticize art/ creative related fields I think about how art is usually what we use to remember past civilizations. Literature, paintings, architecture and pottery come to mind. A government against art is a government against humanity.
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Okay then forgive my existing student loan debt
Breaking: Trump's Education Department is cutting off student loans for degrees that don't pay off Programs failing: - Cosmetology - Massage therapy / bodywork - Culinary arts - Medical / dental assisting - Religious Studies - Social work / mental health counseling - Fine and
@jules_posting Because Murray Gold is a phenomenal composer and the BBC popped off with everything DW during the Tennant era
Just saw my first holiday commercial of the season. BRB gonna kill Santa.
Wouldn't it be fun to blackout and end up in a random city in a different timezone?
Ohhhhhhhh I need to take a shot of moonshine and makeout with a country gay
About to crash out because I made a minimally consequential mistake!
Chris Gadd retweeted
To take this stupidly ever-so-slightly serious for two seconds: I cannot remember a moment in my lifetime that the United States of America has ever looked so weak and pathetic as it does today. It is so profoundly dumb and it deserves nothing but pity as a response.
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We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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The craziest part about Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
Each glove is $2700. Twenty seven HUNDRED dollars. That's 372 hours of Federal minimum wage. For ONE glove. I guess inflicting pain on the innocent is really expensive.
BREAKING: ICE approves a $16.7 million contract to buy thousands of electric shock gloves for its agents. cbsn.ws/4hZoRCJ
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