Mags @capt_shiny
A ginger kid with great legs and shifty eyes. Born in a bad mood and it's only gotten worse since then. Hiding in your crawlspace Joined June 2009-
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To quote the paranoid android: "I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed."
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i was not crying in the shower i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye
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Obi-wan basically let Vader kill him. Not a great plan, bro. You weren't more powerful as a ghost. Living people can give advice, too.
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Every person is different and has a different contribution to make. No one is destined to fail.
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Noted: public libraries showing their patrons how much they are saving by using the library eugene-or.gov/index.aspx?NID…
I am just barely leaving work. I got here at 5 am. #cheflife #chefproblems
It's official. Viral infection. Under quarantine for the next few days. Send books and coffee.
So bummed, I bought a pound of cashews from Trader Joe's, and didn't notice until I got home that they're made with rice bran oil. :-C
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RETWEETING IS SODOMY FAVOURITING IS ASSAULT MUTING IS RAPE BLOCKING IS RAPE @CathyYoung63 @drunkpuppyy
What the H! I leave AZ and freeze my booty off for a week, looking forward to 101°, and it's overcast and stormy. 68° there. Not cool.
Heading from CA back to AZ. Going to miss @CinDNydegger and family.
I've become such a food snob. Eating freeze dried blueberries. Me: "wow, it really makes the floral notes come out of the berries."
Channeling my inner Veronica Lake today. instagram.com/p/7JFg9dAKKF89…
I'M AN AUNTIE AGAIN! Edith Rose was born after a grueling 25 hours of labor. 8 lbs 7 oz, 21" long. She's so beautiful!
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Crazed warmongers. No confidence: Public opposes Iran deal, 25/55, believes it will make world less safe, 28/56 hotair.com/archives/2015/…
What the hell are the @ProjectRunway judges smoking this season? Every single winning look has been fugly as hell.
Does anyone know a doctor I can bribe to say that I have a deviated septum? I want a nose job.
This surgery was supposed to be 70 minutes and it's been 2 hours and mom's still in there. Officially freaking out.
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