Captain Breadbeard @captbreadbeard
Kent based comedian and lover of bread. linktr.ee/captainbreadbe… Joined March 2018-
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I’ve recently opened my own french boulangerie. It’s called “Welcome to the house of pain”
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We’ve got a fantastic lineup for you on Tuesday! Plus see who wins our “Not The funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe 2025” award 🏆 Tickets: jokepit.com/comedy-in/cant… @PromoteComedy @The_CosyClub #canterbury #whatson #cosyclub #livecomedy #supportlivecomedy #oneliners #jokes
May also contain gluten 😉 If you find yourself in Folkestone next week, come join for a free fun evening.
The problem with Dutch planes is, they never land.
Come join us for Captain Breadbeard's Alternative Comedy Night, Tuesday 5th August @The_CosyClub Canterbury! Tickets here: ihttps://www.jokepit.com/e/40322 @PromoteComedy #canterbury #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #livecomedy #alternativecomedy #standupcomedy
My wife and I bought our dads a hot air balloon experience, then watched as they flew father and father away.
Pronouns are hard to bear. Most of them can’t even speak.
Once kitten, twice fly, three times a lady. Reincarnation roulette.
I saw a pelican and a puffing crossing the road, and I thought, toucan play at that game.
You get to choose who you vote for today. All I’m gonna say is, there definitely something fishy about that Sushi Sunak fella…. #Elections2024
Spaghetti hoops are just the Os from Alphabetti Spaghetti.
I’ve been planting bulbs this week. Made light work of it. Smashing results.
5k to couch. Everyday, just run a little bit less. If you complete it, then next is one called couch to potato.
There’s something fishy about that Sushi Sunak guy. Salmon had to say it.
My friends and I have a long running joke. Mo Farah, Paula Radcliffe and Eliud Kipchoge walk into a bar.
Saturday! Saturday! Tickets here: ticketsource.co.uk/captain-breadb… You know what to do 😎 #Canterbury #Comedy #Whatson #Standup #StandupComedy #supportlocal #supportlivecomedy
A fantastic night of comedy for you next weekend! Saturday 22 June - 7:30pm - Cafe No.35 Tickets here: jokepit.com/e/12424 #Canterbury #Comedy #Standup
We've got an absolutely fantastic line-up for you next Saturday!!! Seriously, you don't want to miss this one! Tickets here: jokepit.com/e/12424 @PromoteComedy #comedy #canterbury #standup# livecomedy #kent #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #nightout #alternativecomedy
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