Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

Philly girl with a Carolina twang. Dog mom 🐶 wine drinker 🍷 beach lover 🏝 self care 🧘🏻‍♀️ facebook.com/kayybearr Warminster Heights, PA Joined June 2009

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

3 years ago

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

Avoiding the doctor Bc I can’t afford to miss work looks like a handful if Tylenol, a redbull, and a Reese’s pumpkin.

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

You know I don’t feel good if I’m quiet. About to chug a redbull and ignore my problems. That’s how to adult, right?

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

I swear my health is just going straight downhill since my birthday. Nothing has changed except my age.

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

Perks of having a fuckton of nurse friends—I save on ER visits 🤣🤣🤣 #thirtysucks

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

This dude in the waiting room is sucking on his piece of candy so loud. He’s like smacking his lips and all. It’s so cringe. #drofficechronicles

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

Trying to keep it at bay buttttttt

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

Feelin on the verge of a breakdown. Alcohol isn’t helping. #welp #Anxiety #depression

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

Just kidding. I need it. I love sleep. I want it.

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

Sleep is for the weak.

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

But I can’t do this in silence so Harry Potter will always be my go-to. Always keeps me in a good mood. Except the endless amounts of crying I do during this one. #deathlyhallows #always

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

I spent the weekend with my friend and now I’m playing catch up on mad amounts of homework. I hate sponserbilities #adultlife #studentlife

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

The battle of hogwarts gets me every time. I can’t handle the intensity. #harrypotter #potterhead #always

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

September is always a hard month for my depression and this year has been worse than I expected.

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

Did I just watch wreck it Ralph for the first time in my life to make myself feel better? Yes. Yes, I did.

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

There is no way the finger hole I left looked like a knife mark. I obliterated it to mark my territory. You’re stupid.

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

Everyone else knows that’s my favorite and to not eat it. And that’s what you get for being a shitty boss. Plus, it’s just fucking hilarious.

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

She said “you couldn’t put it on another plate or wrap it up or something!?” When!?! You run my around like a headless chicken. I’m the medical Assistant and the receptionist snd the office manager.

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Kay Brooke @captnkaybug

4 years ago

Welllllll, my asshole boss ate half of it and said it looked like someone put a knife in it to check the filling.

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4 years ago

Well, then shit went off the rails and I didn’t even get to eat it. So I shoved my finger in it and said “don’t touch my donut.” She laughed Bc now fingering jokes ensued.