vehicle child @carbonhamstring

carson 🦋 DON'T mess with fire hydrants they/them Joined December 2019

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

i’ve had one (1) linear algebra class, i’ve taken six (6) pages of notes, and i’ve understood zero (0) of the concepts. why did i ever want to be a math major

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

i never want to see an apple ever again

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

speaking of great professors, i’m gonna miss my math prof who writes his emails exclusively in lower case and goes on tangents about how much he likes dates (the fruit) in the middle of lectures

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

listening to serena rant about crappy ya novel plots for hours over facetime is my favorite thing

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

manifesting blue georgia by listening to up and up (acoustic) by relient k on repeat

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

i’m going to fail my math test tomorrow either way, but i’ll feel better about it if biden wins

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

sometimes you just gotta put fashion (crop tops) over function (keeping your tummy warm in 40 degree weather) 🥰

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

to clarify, i specifically asked her for recs, which makes it worse

vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

to clarify, i specifically asked her for recs, which makes it worse

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

that awkward moment when your only friend from virtual college tries to get you into kpop and you discover you don’t really like it but you don’t want to disappoint her

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vehicle child @carbonhamstring

5 years ago

it’s so strange that i had just turned 15 when tr*mp was elected. like, i’ve spent the majority of my teenage years living under a president who disagrees with my existence... very cool