Oliver @caringcapybara

chaotic stupid Joined July 2014

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Oliver @caringcapybara

2 years ago

LinkedIn needs to be more like Tinder so I can match with a company and ask them what their favorite show is to binge watch

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2 years ago

Elon saw HBO’s rebrand and said hmmm I can make this even dumber

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2 years ago

Replacing grad caps with Sheistys would be so chill

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2 years ago

People on Citizen be like they were asking for it about a 5 year old dropping their ice cream cone

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3 years ago

This is why any leftist movement is DOA. we legit all want the same things intrinsically. Tearing others down is pointless and lame

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Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru

3 years ago

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3 years ago

I yearn for redownloading TikTok god damn, I must get a brick phone to resist

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3 years ago

In order to appeal to a younger audience, The Home Depot will be changing its name to The Perpetual Rental Depot

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The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost

3 years ago

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3 years ago

I want the mob from Sopranos but without the violence or extortion, just the good (cool) stuff

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Vitalist International @VitalistInt

3 years ago

Tortuguita was killed by officers with shotguns, who both fired from close-range, shooting down, executing the young activist as they sat with their hands up. Who is the officer who was shot? What is his name? Does he exist? Why has he not been named? Who are the killers?

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3 years ago

Went to Dave and Busters the other day. Dave is doing well but Buster is pretty depressed on account of all of the “I barely know her” jokes

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3 years ago

Boss unironically used the word cattywampus today. The man is 25

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

Average retail motivational device 👎

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Mr. Rogers Guillotine Emporium (Parody) @EmporiumFred

3 years ago

This isn’t China. This isn’t Iran. This isn’t Russia. This is the USA. The real home of the Gulag of the Capitalist Dictatorship. The US is the world’s number 1 jailer both in terms or total numbers and per capita. Its no wonder that local people protesting cop city get

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Oliver @caringcapybara

3 years ago

Property damage pales in comparison to violence committed by the state. Pigs “within their rights” to commit violence will continue to use their power to control and punish anyone fighting against their fascist tendencies