Carla Brown 🇪🇺🌱 @carlambrown
Comedy Writer, Ex-Glamour Model. My wits won't sag. London Joined January 2009-
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I watched Baby Reindeer and thought it was amazing but I felt so sorry for the woman and I was praying people wouldn't find her identity. Now they have it's just really concerning, people are hounding her but she's vulnerable😬
What a phenomenal song, I feel like it was literally written for me. Although I have managed to 'go vegan' so that's something!
What a phenomenal song, I feel like it was literally written for me. Although I have managed to 'go vegan' so that's something!
Today I am the answer to life, the universe and everything.
So today's low point was having to send a receipt for a merkin to HMRC as part of my tax investigation 😩
OK I'm mega depressed. Please can you give me film recommendations - films that are absorbing enough to take my mind off of how much my life sucks - thanks! 😊 #ValentinesDay
I've had 41k followers for about 5 years. Now suddenly since the introduction of the paid-for blue tick my followers are steadily dropping, I'm guessing that they're punishing people who don't pay for premium by removing their followers. What a bunch of cnuts.
So, I've been diagnosed with ADHD (well, ADD as I don't have the hyperactivity part). To those of you who have it - do you take medication, if so what do you think? Any thoughts or recommendations?
For #WorldAnimalDay I'd like to suggest not eating them. There's no difference between the cat and dog we love so much, and the cow and pig that we murder for their flesh. The only difference is our perception.
"Your children's future - I've scrapped it" #RishiSunak #NetZero
I was devastated to hear the news of Maddy Anholt's passing. She was such a beautiful, funny, amazing person, my heart breaks for her family. A Go Fund Me was set up for her daughter gofund.me/c7da868b
I signed up for the blue tick but never use it so, erm, join my Only Fans I guess? I'm using it to fund my career move into comedy writing, so I recommend it if you're interested in my tits or wits.
My son asked if he can call me 'mum' instead of 'mummy'. I said no, I don't like it. So now he calls me 'bro'... Be careful what you wish for.
Had an amazing time at @VeganCampOut! Highlights were meeting Patrik Baboumian, seeing @JoeyCarbstrong, @SamRyderMusic, @VeganQueens, Romesh Ranganathan & @dnlfoxx. So much good food too, I've never eaten so much in my life!
Beef emits 31 times more CO₂ per calorie of food than tofu does. By cooking so many cows, we are cooking ourselves, too. Forgoing steaks may be one of the most efficient ways to reduce our carbon footprint econ.st/3NonsVl
Makes for interesting reading...
I wore this T-shirt to go vote today and I was ecstatic that the tories lost control in my area #ToryWipeout #LocalElections #ElectionResults
I wore this T-shirt to go vote today and I was ecstatic that the tories lost control in my area #ToryWipeout #LocalElections #ElectionResults
This is great! Some of my friends wrote (and performed) on this show and I couldn't be prouder!
This is great! Some of my friends wrote (and performed) on this show and I couldn't be prouder!
Does anyone have (or know anyone who has) a meningioma? I'm hoping it's not serious, but hearing 'brain tumour' has totally freaked me out.
Oh God, the waiter just asked if I wanted a candle on the table and I said 'no thanks, I'm full' 😭
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@carlambrown Your life doesn't suck! If you didn't pick a movie, try Beverly Hills Cop because Eddie Murphy is always funny and takes my mind off of my troubles!
Very #sexy pics of the gorgeous Carla Brown. Wednesday on Carla’s #knickers week. From her time at ukupskirts.com. But you should see how much hotter & sexier she is now on onlyfans.com/carlambrown Follow @carlambrown #lingerie #stockings #panties #pantyhose #boobs #ass
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@carlambrown Appy birthday. You old c*nt. But I got here before you.. Hope you've had a great day xxx. WayneMaker
@carlambrown Happy birthday sweet Carla . Wish you happiness . Always great to see you ❤️❤️❤️
@carlambrown Well Happy Birthday to you! 🎂. If you’re at all like me, birthday’s are getting to be a mixture of good AND bad! It’s great I get to see friends I don’t usually get to spend time with whilst I drink to forget the number of my years!