Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

Just your everyday ginger in an increasingly gingerless world. Santa Barbara, CA Joined July 2009

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

a month ago

@TouchdownTrips Cowboys, Bears, Patriots

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a month ago

@GBC_Press He said “all the other presidents for 47 years…” Homeboy thinks there’s one unique president a year.

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

2 months ago

@hollowearthterf @atlanticesque This happens to me EVERY morning if I hit snooze more than one time. It keeps the alarm, just stops making noise. Like “oh okay I’ll stop bothering you” No iPhone, please keep bothering me I’m being a piece of shit and need to be woken up.

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

3 months ago

@rontobwouy

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

4 months ago

@Gr8theN8 @RespectfulMemes Indeed! I almost said Margerum because I always confuse those two…but still within the same block haha.

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

7 months ago

B R U H @NASA

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7 months ago

bruh @NASA

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

7 months ago

Why didn’t they get Sylvester Stallone to be one of the tested voices of Rocky? HE’S LITERALLY ROCKY. Though I love how Ray Porter was one of them; a little homage to the book. #ProjectHailMary @projecthailmary

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

8 months ago

@AshCrypto

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

2 years ago

@SnazzyLabs While they’re at it, if they could also make “lol” not send as “LOL,” that’d be greeeaaat.

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

3 years ago

@716Transplant

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

3 years ago

@SnazzyLabs *wakes up 2 min before only set alarm* Me: “Siri, cancel alarm” Siri: “You have 6 alarms saved. First ala…” Me: “??? Siri, cancel my 5:00 alarm” Siri: “You have 6 alarms. Firs…” Me: “Siri, delete all alarms” Siri: “Sorry, I can’t do that” 5:00: *alarm blares at full volume*

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

3 years ago

@SnazzyLabs What frustrates me, is my Apple Store literally doesn’t let you just go in and buy something. If it’s not an accessory (e.g. case), you need to order it online and “schedule an appointment” to pickup. And sometimes there are none available although the store is dead empty…

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

3 years ago

@ZachReitzPhD I could help with the silicon vs silicone discussion!

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3 years ago

@xazzxamii @nflmemes

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Jeff Carmichael @carmichaeljeff

3 years ago

@SnazzyLabs 100% agreed. My refurbished 2017 27” 5K iMac is on its last legs and I really wanna dump it and just get a studio display to plug my MacBook Air into… But I just can’t justify the cost at all. It’s literally more than I paid for my iMac, for the exact same screen. Ugh.