Deadria Castodd @castodd

I was once told I’m the most positive person in my class because I answered “we aren’t in ww2 so pretty good” when asked how we are doing for are morning writing.

My cat just scared the shit outta me. She is asleep and sighs sometimes... Well instead of sighing she made the cat growling noise. I thought something was about ready to fucking kill me just as I was starting to fall asleep Thank god it was just her sleep sighing

At convention: Kid yells “All furries Must Die!” Then turns corner and there’s like 30 furries doing a photoshoot. They all are staring at this kid. Then the kid screams “furries!” In complete terror and then flees. That Oh shit look on his face was gold 😂

Lol I’m literally at a party & im just watching cat vids

Working all day on my cosplay and I’m not even done yet... ugh I just want to sleep but I don’t have time to

Lol my sister has the dumbest cat ever. The cats sweet but he drools when he’s happy, afraid of everything, tries to rub against people but misses, afraid of heights, when running away runs into to stuff, and doesn’t understand a single thing we say to him besides his name.

My mom was trying to do my makeup for prom but holy shit she was overdoing it and making me look like a hooker. So we compromised and did the same top colors but no purple under color.

People who expect artists to work for free piss me off. They ask for you to do a commission then are surprised when u tell them it’ll cost money. I’m not gonna spend 8hrs on something and get nothing for it. It works the same as any other work! #artist

My gym teacher forgets how short I am mostly due to the fact he’s tall. The worst time was we had to grab these handle bars that were like 7-8 ft up and I remember saying I already tried & can’t reach. Anyway when I proved I couldn’t reach I turned to him and gave him this look

My cat recently got spayed but she really likes belly rubs. This has created a predicament because she is very determined. Long story short we decided if we r gentle and pet the other areas of her belly she’s fine. Honestly every cat I’ve had never wanted us near after surgery.

My cat think that when I miss a day of school it’s a gift from the gods.

For two years at school I had used the same bathroom stall... anyway one day I find a shit ton of money laying on the floor in front of it. Probably $10 worth. Either way I took the money and remember saying “I suppose this is how the toilet god rewards me for my dedication”

After I’ve played a paladin & a crazy kobolt I’ve learned that playing an edgy prick sucks in d&d and in general.

Replaying the mass effect series! Andromeda not included (it’s a disgrace). Everytime I play I’m reminded of how great the world & character building was. I still find it just as immersive as it was when I first played. Just got buy myself hot tamales and I’m set for nostalgia.

*parking in grocery parking* Me: hey look it’s grandma’s car Mom: no it’s not, she blind and shouldn’t be driving *grandma walks out entrance store and heads towards her car*

*dragon attacks village* Paladin: Not the children Rogue: Not the Loot Wizard: Not the book Druid: Not the flowers #dungeonsanddragons

My sister walked down the steps and said “where’s Dad cause I was just talking to the couch for like ten minutes.”

So there’s a hole in my ceiling and I have one cat that loves going into the ceiling soooo whenever I use the bathroom he’ll climb up into it and walk around right above the bathroom meowing to annoy me... and u thought the cat at the door was bad! #cats

On this episode of: watching how to raise & care for pets I don’t even have & will probably never get; is how to raise ant colony, ferrets, and neonatal kitten