Pete "Maverick" Mitchell @catchdatfade445
YNWA - don't mean to be blunt but that's just how i roll 1x cracker of the year nominee 2x-DUI conquerer #H2P Chicago, IL Joined March 2025-
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will be handing out eulogies today. for free too
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A few to many tri delts for me to handle at 1:30 on a Thursday. Nonetheless, I am excited to drink today.
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Last day on the summer job, gotta leave it all on the field. Thanks for all the paid deuces bossman.
Any ball knowers spend time in Lank Beach Island this summer?
is slamming multiple cutwaters at the family dinner table a flag?
Fuck it, lil peep devils jersey
Doobie brothers and a doobie. don't mind if i do
Thursday night special
I don't know why we take the hardest road, I dont know why the man above gives me the hardest role, but we made it to friday night.
I have been looking forward to this beer since yesterday.
Got to kill a few beers with the folks here tonight. Not bad for a Sunday evening
Local cider at a pub on the family vacation? Yeah that'll play. (Don't mind my whip parked up)
Been looking to catch some fades and get intosome trouble lately. Decided to draw up a wardrobe (with some personal bias) to assist me in achieving this.
The remedy to the "Sunday scaries" CNN won't show you
#5 got me thinkin about Wayne Gallman's 2020 linsanity run. Family bar might just get raided if his highlights don't leave my mind soon.
Wasn't going to drink today, but then I remembered it's gonna be a whole year before America turns 251.
A hard day of gambling and drinking with the family deserves a beer indeed, thanks coors
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