Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother @cellsatwar
Extremely gruntled • Suspended in Gaffa • Lucille Bluth’s cocktail glass • Andor Supremacy. Behind a paywall Joined June 2024-
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my robert pattinson stocks from when I was 13 continue to cash in
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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ABBA has a song for literally every human experience. having a crush, being broke, getting dumped, making up, turning 17, watching your daughter grow up, being horny, defeating the French… they really covered every possible situation
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if you then didnt you dont love me deserve me at my at my
Is everyone just stupid?😭
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There should be a Primetime-esque movie for like, Judge Judy lol
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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when you have a father
when you have a father
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I wish someone would write another Captive Prince level enemies-to-lovers book. Nobody else has ever done it so well.
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The last 24 hours of news as a woman: - A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat. - 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays. - A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension. - A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order. - Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.
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Oh this reminded me of this video which had Arrested development edited in a Succession style
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how Merritt Wever Skyler Gisondo and Robert Pattinson were moving in Primetime
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now lick the floor for mommy. holy fuck you actually did it lmao. no i just didnt think you would thats crazy. hold on i gotta text some people.
Like a sleeper agent
Everyone’s into modern music meanwhile I’m still stuck in the 2000s
30Rock. That’s all I’m going to say.
got damn Alec Baldwin is truly a once in a lifetime actor
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think harder about avocados and Vikings
i was thinking about vikings today, so i decided to replicate a primal viking meal. wild caught sockeye salmon, avocado, and eggs. just like a viking.
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I miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee
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Bro casually created one of the most recognizable piano melodies ever.😭 Jeff Bhasker on producing ‘Runaway’ with Kanye West.
Watching your favorite songs being made behind the scenes is like watching Mona Lisa get painted.>>>
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