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I came across this on a different platform and thought it was worth sharing because it’s HILARIOUS!🤣😂 Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims? Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ... 1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim. 6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim. 10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … and you are most likely a Muslim.

🚨BREAKING: Hollywood ICON Kurt Russell just NUKE-BOMBED Gavin Newsom in front of a live audience… and what he said will make your jaw HIT THE FLOOR 😱 🔗 t.me/+uT8Yg-ELrtJjM… At a packed “Meet the Actor” event in LA, someone asked the legendary Kurt Russell about his history with California’s governor…Russell didn’t hold back for ONE SECOND: “Yeah, Gavin and I grew up in the same town. Same high school. Let’s just say… we NEVER got along.” Then he went nuclear. Apparently every girl in school knew Newsom as the “slimy, handsy” guy who couldn’t keep his hands to himself… and it only got WORSE when they hit college. Russell dropped the mic with this: “I wasn’t even a little shocked when I found out he became Eric Swalwell’s personal wingman in the California legislature.” THIS is the man Democrats are lining up to put in the WHITE HOUSE?! Are you kidding me right now?? Share this before they try to bury it. The comments are about to EXPLODE Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

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GLUTEN ALLERGIES and skyrocketing celiac disease didn't "just happen." They EXPLODED starting in 2006. That exact year marks the red line. Farmers began spraying GLYPHOSATE (Roundup) directly onto wheat crops as a DESICCANT right before harvest. Sprayed on standing wheat to dry it out faster for easier combining. The chemical stays in the grain — the same grain turned into your bread, pasta, cereal, and baked goods. Before 2006: gluten issues were rare. After 2006: sudden, massive surge in celiac disease, wheat sensitivities, and gut destruction across the population. This isn't coincidence. Glyphosate disrupts the gut microbiome — killing beneficial bacteria that help digest gluten and maintain intestinal integrity. It turns a once-harmless staple into a trigger for inflammation, leaky gut, autoimmune chaos, and lifelong sensitivities for millions. Your "gluten problem" may actually be GLYPHOSATE RESIDUE poisoning your food supply. Daily exposure through conventional wheat products. This is chemical contamination of the American food chain — hidden in plain sight on supermarket shelves. Protect yourself: - Switch to certified organic wheat products (no pre-harvest desiccant spraying) - Choose imported European wheat/pasta when possible (stricter rules) - Read labels and demand transparency Our health crisis has a timeline. 2006 changed everything. Share this if you've watched loved ones suffer mysterious gut issues after "normal" bread. The truth is in the timeline.

@GavinNewsom The cheating won’t stand.

You literally just signed SB 73 before the LA mayoral election. This law prohibits unauthorized access, disruption, modification, or seizure of voter rolls, voter lists, or certified voting technology by law enforcement (including federal agents) without a court order or specific state election law investigation. You are actively making laws to make it HARDER for there to be election integrity. Time to take down the California Communist Party

@GavinNewsom You do realize you're sounding like a dictator. Just saying.

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT. He knows his time is running out. So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour. He died 5 months later. This is that lecture. The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇 Bookmark it for later

@GovPressOffice If you ban democrats from owning guns, gun violence would decrease by greater than 80% over night. Go ahead and fact check this.

There are 46 vagrant fires every single day in LA…rubbish and encampment fires that destroy property, vehicles, kill pets, spread to vegetation, and compromise infrastructure. That’s 17,000+ fires per year. Until you clear vagrants from the streets, don’t pretend you’re serious about mitigating fire threats.

California gave ONE nonprofit $1 BILLION. To put solar panels on poor people's roofs. You know how much solar they actually installed? $72 million. That's it. So where the FUCK is the other $928 MILLION? I'll tell you exactly where. The same nonprofit that WROTE the law that gave them the money ALSO got the contract to run "community outreach." Same guy runs the nonprofit AND the program. Chris Walker. Two paychecks. Look it up. And their SISTER organization — same building, same staff, same donors — is a 501(c)(4) that endorses Democrat candidates and runs door-knocking operations in the EXACT SAME NEIGHBORHOODS. Connect the dots, idiot. You pay $7.50 a gallon for gas. Cap-and-trade takes a cut at the pump. That money flows to "climate justice nonprofits." Those nonprofits funnel it into Democrat get-out-the-vote machines. You. Are. Funding. The. People. Who. Are. Robbing. You. Every time you fill up your fucking tank, you're paying for a Democrat campaign volunteer to knock on a stranger's door and tell them how amazing Gavin Newsom is. $928 MILLION. GONE. And not one journalist in this state asked a single question until @jennyraeca and CAL DOGE pulled the receipts. You think this is the only one? There's a hundred more like it. This is how California works now. This is how a "blue state" stays blue when only 48% of the voters are Democrats. Wake the fuck up. @patrickbetdavid @VincentOshana @FoxNews @WallStreetApes @CalDOGEgov @elonmusk @libsoftiktok We're standing in front of the building right now. youtube.com/@raminrealtalk

🔥 WOW - This one may be the BEST ONE YET! A NEW Campaign Ad was just released for Spencer Pratt running for Mayor to SAVE Los Angeles! Hopefully Los Angeles has WOKEN UP and can see that Socialist policies FAIL EVERY TIME. Don't make the same mistake NYC did with Mamdani! I don't think LA can afford ANY more mistakes! Go @spencerpratt to SAVE LA! This Campaign Add was created by Menace Studio, an AI Film studio. Video posted by @charliebcurran on X.

@CAgovernor I call BS.

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Gavin Newsom after @nickshirleyy is done with his investigation 🤣🫣

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@CAgovernor The more you talk about this the dumber you look. Everyone knows Nick Shirley uncovered California fraud. You're a joke.

@CAgovernor Newsom is demented. It took a 23-year-old journalist to uncover California's fraud. Nice try to make it sound like you and Bonta actually did something. You guys are a disgrace to the citizens of the great state of California. Take your BS somewhere else. We see right through you

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This is precisely why we fucking ADORE President Trump. The man is the undisputed GOAT...unapologetic, untouchable, and armed with a lethal sense of humor that cuts straight through the bullshit. Some White House staffer drops a post, the woke outrage machine spins up because someone dared compare the Obamas to apes, and suddenly the “apes are upset.” Trump doesn’t grovel. He doesn’t issue some mealy-mouthed apology for something he didn’t even say or intend. Instead, he steps in, owns the moment, and turns it into absolute comedic gold. That’s not just funny. That’s a masterclass in refusing to kneel to the perpetually offended mob while reminding everyone who’s actually in charge. He sees the attempted trap, laughs in its face, and flips it into a rallying cry that exposes the absurdity of the critics. Zero remorse, maximum dominance. Pure, unfiltered Trump. This is why we ride for him. He fights like we fight: no retreat, no surrender, no fake contrition. Just raw, ferocious truth delivered with a grin. We don’t want sanitized politicians. We want the one who makes the left seethe and the rest of us cheer. The snowflakes can cope and seeth. 🖤💀🖤 (for the stupid snowflakes... This is satire. Jesus fucking Christ get some goddamn humor)

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