samantha jay @checkpleaseeeee

Puttin’ the manic in manicotti 🇮🇹Actress. Writer. Daughter. Aunt. Ex-Girlfriend. Lover of humanity. NYC/LA Joined August 2010

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samantha jay @checkpleaseeeee

3 months ago

this man’s really went to go drop bombs right before the summer though

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4 months ago

me: stalking my crush on every social media outlet trying to figure out what our future child will look like also me: pretending my crush isn’t even the room when I see him and walk the opposite way

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samantha jay @checkpleaseeeee

4 months ago

At that age where I invested in an electric scalp massager to increase circulation

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4 months ago

Know your worth then add tax and tariff

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4 months ago

Trump banning everything but a 5 day work week

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4 months ago

Update: I have since bought the Dyson Airwrap and the undefined hole in my chest from childhood still exists

samantha jay @checkpleaseeeee

2 years ago

Update: I have since bought the Dyson Airwrap and the undefined hole in my chest from childhood still exists

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samantha jay @checkpleaseeeee

4 months ago

Hey everyone, what did I miss?

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samantha jay @checkpleaseeeee

5 months ago

to the writers of nonna’s on @netflix for the love of god it’s SAUCE

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

canceled my better help subscription and hired chat gpt

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There’s this scene from the Grinch: Narrator: Though he was used to it now, this being alone. And now safe in his cave and apart from the fray, he reminded himself... Grinch: It is better this way. …and I felt that.

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5 months ago

Whenever it’s windy in Jersey ppl say, “feels like we’re in Kansas.” I wonder if when someone is acting like a d*ck in Kansas they say, “feels like we’re in Jersey”

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5 months ago

when all you ever wanted was a star on hollywood boulevard but instead you write emails that say “kindly note” and “circling back” 55 hours a week

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9 months ago

I still exist, ya’ll instagram.com/reel/DEKrLQ7xr…

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10 months ago

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10 months ago

Hi everyone, hope life has been good to you

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a year ago

I said, “you’ve never been out for sushi?!” It’s when she said, “who would ever take me out,” that I realized I’m an a$$h0le

samantha jay @checkpleaseeeee

a year ago

I said, “you’ve never been out for sushi?!” It’s when she said, “who would ever take me out,” that I realized I’m an a$$h0le

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a year ago

I lost my patience today bc my mom couldn’t decide on where to eat. When we sat down she said, “I’ve been only been to a sushi restaurant once when I came from Italy (1978) In that moment I realized something I took for granted was new for her. For clarity, my mom is 66.