the crypt keeper @cheechhh
Life is just a bowl of cherries 🍒 Torrey💘😴 Joined May 2015-
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I’ve literally been playing Roblox all day.
@demonslaayerr Eat a veggie burrito with no sour cream or guacamole
Veggie burrito. No sour cream, no guacamole
All of my plants are doing soooo gooodddd. It makes me happy
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They’re so real tbh I get it
@demonslaayerr Bruh yes it was an accident I would never do that on purpose. I probably gave the old man a heart attack 😭
Oh my god I accidentally sent a bunch of photos of me and my friends in corpse makeup to my LANDLORD. I can’t breathe.
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i wanna build a lego set with her
Literally like a week later the same woman comes in and is acting COMPLETELY normal. She never brought up the incident from the previous week. So strange.
Omg something like this happened to me at work a few months back. A lady came in saying stuff EXACTLY like this. Spouting off nonsense that sounded problematic but literally did NOT make sense, EXACTLY how the woman in this video is talking. We were all SO confused when she left.
@demonslaayerr You can make me skinny? 😳
HOW DO I GET SKINNY?? (other than eating right and working out) 😭😫
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