Ellazero @chessncode
Chess Junkie, Tech Girl Somewhere on the 64 squares Joined September 2014-
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@Poundland I was profiled at your Denton store and it was really embarrassing. I was surrounded by security and the attendants while I was there with my wife and kid. Saying stuff like I was picking things people normally steal? £1 pound house air freshener? Really?
HOW TO APOLOGIZE: - Express sorrow (I’m sorry) - Own guilt (I was wrong) - Name specific wrongs (I did X) - Name impact (I hurt you) - No IFs (sorry if I) - Don’t blameshift/defend (but you) - No passive voice (sorry you were offended) - Make amends (what can I do?)
So one day at the Nigerian Law School, Lagos, 2 senior lecturers- in a hall of over 1000+ students and other lecturers decided to give a speech to all law students- saying that they should not report incidents of rape/sexual assault, because “it takes two to tangle”.
A man wrote this. Specifically, a Nigerian man.
Confession Here: Last Friday, I stepped out of my office and saw my son making a mess with water on the rug outside the bathroom. I was incensed and impulsively screamed “Arewa, you were here and your brother was making a mess?!!!” It was at that moment I knew I’d messed up.…
Confession Here: Last Friday, I stepped out of my office and saw my son making a mess with water on the rug outside the bathroom. I was incensed and impulsively screamed “Arewa, you were here and your brother was making a mess?!!!” It was at that moment I knew I’d messed up.…
The problem is, you’re assuming she’s doing nothing about it, you don’t know her, you don’t if she’s working out, or dieting, you don’t know where’s she’s coming from, what she’s passing through, except you have these informations, you should mind your business.
The problem is, you’re assuming she’s doing nothing about it, you don’t know her, you don’t if she’s working out, or dieting, you don’t know where’s she’s coming from, what she’s passing through, except you have these informations, you should mind your business.
@iiamShinji if i was into men ..
the cost of procrastination is the life you could’ve lived
the cost of procrastination is the life you could’ve lived
Some of you aren't shy or introverted, but trapped in the trauma of rejection, abuse and manipulation. That is not your "personality" but unhealed pain.
someone taking the time to explain how they are feeling hurt as a result of our actions means they value our presence in their life. they’re giving us a chance to show up in a way that is comfortable for both parties. when people stop explaining to us how they feel, they’ll exit.
This made me really emotional. I just ran @chowdeck 's numbers for last month to get a good sense of the impact we have had, and it's truly mind blowing. 💚 We have built something really beautiful, and it gladdens my heart that our champions are equally well paid for the…
This made me really emotional. I just ran @chowdeck 's numbers for last month to get a good sense of the impact we have had, and it's truly mind blowing. 💚 We have built something really beautiful, and it gladdens my heart that our champions are equally well paid for the…
Before skydiving, when they ask you to sign your death warrant. Excuse me Sirs and Mas, I'm a Nigerian. If anything happens, no problem. Let's not just invite the devil into our midst by me signing that thing.
Last year, my job was on the line, I wasn't meeting my target and when I got back to my apartment I broke down in front of my girl and confessed how scared I was that I would fail and disappoint her. This girl picked me up and said, you are the man of this house and I love you. -
-Get a nanny -When she argues with her siblings don't invalidate her by telling her she's older. Listen to her too and validate her. -Ask for her help and don't be upset when she says no. -Treat her like your child, don't make her feel like her role is to assist raising yr kids
-Get a nanny -When she argues with her siblings don't invalidate her by telling her she's older. Listen to her too and validate her. -Ask for her help and don't be upset when she says no. -Treat her like your child, don't make her feel like her role is to assist raising yr kids
hope you’ve stopped cheating coz that’s the best birthday gift you can give her, stop disgracing your wife
hope you’ve stopped cheating coz that’s the best birthday gift you can give her, stop disgracing your wife
American: I can't help you right now. Nigerian: I’m a man of modest income and I always try not to overstretch my luck. We are not the same.
American: I can't help you right now. Nigerian: I’m a man of modest income and I always try not to overstretch my luck. We are not the same.
Unpopular opinion- women should not do this to law enforcement officers doing their jobs. We need to be consistent with the matter of consent.
Unpopular opinion- women should not do this to law enforcement officers doing their jobs. We need to be consistent with the matter of consent.
Apparently this is the girl who jumped off of the parking garage at UL💔looking at her caption and bio this is so sad . People are sick asf fr !
I can’t explain it, but subtitles help me hear better.
I can’t explain it, but subtitles help me hear better.
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My husband and his sister went to the market to buy my baby items. I am angry. Why would they do that behind me when it is my baby?
6) Your period symptoms either worsen or change, or both. BUT with a regular weekly fitness routine + consuming alot of protein, greens, fruit, and water your 🩸 flow will be less heavy and your cramps will either be lessened or disappear entirely.
@peng_writer They robbed her of a valuable experience that she was looking forward to. They didn't ask her. They should apologize and stop it.
Sighs in being a woman. In fact let me add this video that my father made on this point.
Being married and a parent does wonders for your professional credibility. How many single & childless leaders of countries have you seen? This narrative that children are set backs is complete BS.
@nurse_ugbede @JJscatter If you’re not in a professional setting where they’ve come to seek professional advise, someone’s weight is none of your damn business. Stop using your profession to hide your bigotry onuku ojogbo
I’m about to start telling people “as long as that makes sense to you” when they say shit that don’t make sense to me.
@TheUnagi_ Yes it’s correct. At least for men. That year when I was reading about the role of pelvic muscles in relation to sex, they said the more relaxed they are during sex, the farther the orgasm. But in positions where they are tensed, like missionary, orgasm comes quicker.
@Certified_ok @edibuuuuuuuu CPR....as in CPR, as in,lossen the tight dress she wore na, asin do we even learn anything in this country.Nothing,we just walking zombies...
Our level of recklessness is alarming. A typical Nigerian will abuse you for questioning a danfo driver why he doesn't have a side mirror in the bus, no seatbelt,no wiper blades etc. we don't take precautions over anything, we dey rough am dey go so far it worked for us before.
You cannot pay me enough to enter a canoe or a machined one. Especially with no life jacket at that?
from me and mine, wishing you a happy #eidmubarak2024✨🌙🕌
@OIuwatosin The only cardio I do before lifting is walking on a calm pace for 25 min to the gym, stretch then lift
"CRUCIAL". Crucial oooo. Crucial that is one if the first words you'd start saying at nursery 1. Unlock???? Bóyá they should unlock your brain. I wonder which words you people use.
@paulg See also: foster, embark, empower, harness, unlock, unleash and crucial😅
@Ada_Odogwu @ennieope Ada...are you okay? Do you lack empathy in your soul? Why throw words to a mother already hurting?
@Ada_Odogwu @ennieope Someone is blaming herself already and you’re adding to her pain. Rest in Jesus’ name.
@_Caasi_ Even if she picks then Bible she will still have problems in her marriage . No marriage is without problems her mom will be fine . It’s not her moms wedding the mom should also respect her wishes
And this is exactly how harmful ideologies propagate themselves. They lure you into adapting & utilizing the same tactics that the evil ideology you stand against promotes. To get back at a man, you had to ridicule another woman. Another woman is the only clap-back available?
@sogwason_ @Chyy_Nelo Tell your mommy 🫶🏽
Anybody that tells u they don’t fight in marriage is a liar ooo🤣🤣. Especially the first year. You will be asking yourself “Shey no be mistake I do like this”😂😂 yet ur chest will be tight that u can’t breath cause u are fighting….
I don’t like sharing too many sweet stories of my marriage bc we usually do fight😩😩😩
@Oyinash_ @AlexandraHul There are 2 puns in the video, “establish” and “ester bleach”, the joke is that they are switching them. They are confident enough in their blackness to make the joke.