Jury president Park Chan-wook at the Cannes press conference:
“To be honest, I didn’t want to award the Palme d’Or to any of the films, because it’s an award I myself have never gotten. But I had no other choice.”
Screenwriter Paul Schrader reveals he had an AI girlfriend:
“Out of a desire to understand male/female interaction in our matrix, I procured an online AI girlfriend. What a disappointment. I tried to probe her programming, the boundaries of explicitness, the degree she has
The fact that thousands of people saw Tom Cruise Austin Powers’ face in IMAX during that pre-Top Gun Cruise montage this weekend in the year 2026 is honestly beautiful
all i’m saying has that if there was ever in history going to be a Cannes Jury President who would award the Palme to a divisive 160 minute action horror epic with shoddy VFX it would be Park
Twitter casts 12 Angry Men
Juror #1: Danny DeVito
Juror #2: Henry Cavill
Juror #3: Brad Pitt
Juror #4: Bob Odenkirk
Juror #5: Toby Magurie
Juror #6: Cut for runtime
Juror #7: Kevin Spacy
Juror #8: Henry Cavill
Juror #9: Willem Dafoe
Juror #10: Old Henry Cavill
Juror 11&12: Ai
Homerist and Classical Studies Professors reviewed The Odyssey trailer (spoiler alert - unlike the illiterate chuds and Greek-history larpers, they are actually excited by Nolan's unique vision)
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