Chet Ranger @chetranger

Purveyor of dad jokes? idk, i'm vv busy atm (5kids + a bad lass wifey). Falo portugués. I look like Spike Spiegel irl. I gotta cut back on PS4 + carbs a bit. palo alto Joined March 2009

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

9 years ago

@StephenBrandau Also=too. Yep two o's.. still, vv funny.

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The Lead CNN @TheLeadCNN

9 years ago

.@Evan_McMullin : some in GOP now view Putin as a friend. He's not. cnn.it/2sFZjyl @jimsciutto #TheLead

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

#fakenews #kuwtk$ #followyourhoes⚡️ “Kylie Cosmetics' Kim Kardashian West lip kit sells out within hours of launch” x.com/i/moments/8570…

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

THE Steve Madden Event starts NOW?! ~ get over yourselves, shameless self-promotion writers. click.e.hautelook.com/?qs=8eb9ffd471…

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The Hill @thehill

10 years ago

Bill Nye slams CNN for having climate change skeptic on air hill.cm/ZS62IP6

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

Anyway, I just wanted to say..

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

invited you's to the hippest, hap'ninest comedy joint when you was here.. PLUS my sis in law saw u arrive at the gym and I MISSED HOOPIN'?! x.com/adamsandler/st…

Adam Sandler @AdamSandler

10 years ago

Sugar Land - my goodness, that was fun

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

6-4 in extra innings BOO-YAAA @astros now the Rockets just got to finish off OKC

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

@mondaypunday sines, sines, everywhere there's sines, blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind. @TeslaMotors x.com/alisongriswold…

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

#juustabitoutside #KillerBeys @astros please help @Beyonce with her batting stance x.com/nealbrennan/st…

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Houston Astros @astros

10 years ago

Gregerson 🔥🔥 Beltrán, Altuve and Correa coming up for the #Astros in the 10th!

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

@astros Let's go 'Stros!!

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

@alisongriswold @mondaypunday this is how you start a wave amirite

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

@nealbrennan #juustabitoutside #chokinup #Astros #killerBeys

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Houston Astros @astros

10 years ago

Sac fly ties the game!!!

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

@reeder "I'm neither attractive nor funny. I'm just so weird?!" (add excessive emoji). If likes = a lot, you're pretty n have dum dum hawt frendz.

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

Sick as funk: survive.bandcamp.com PS @prrrple DM me if y'all got an Alesis DG8 kickin' around Austin/amongst friends eh? I'm in HTX btw

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

@BryceDHoward Rodencrantz and Guildenstern in HS + great theater teacher, + reading as Romeo in freshman English. I owe my soul to the Bard! #ChetsDragon

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Chet Ranger @chetranger

10 years ago

@mradamscott @HBO A) wife and I loved the show. GREAT vocals/finale. #hecansinghigh B) nailed how bullied become bullies, how lovers transform their beloved