Chip Self @chip_self

General trouble-maker and serial entrepreneur. St Louis, MO Joined October 2011

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Chip Self @chip_self

a year ago

Make state prison great again.

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2 years ago

Hunter walked out on Marge so fast she called him daddy.

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2 years ago

I like Presidents who don’t need a bail bondsman.

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2 years ago

Cheers!

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3 years ago

If men could get pregnant, plan B would be in 31 flavors at the damn drive thru.

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3 years ago

At this point, seeing Tucker Carlson as anything more than a performance artist is willful ignorance.

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Chip Self @chip_self

3 years ago

Herschel Walker is an expert at running off. Ask any of his kids.

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3 years ago

The STL school had metal detectors and two armed guards. Tell me again how more guns makes us safer.

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Chip Self @chip_self

3 years ago

If there were reason to suspect I’d buried stolen docs in a casket in my back yard, you can bet they’d be digging it up without hesitation.

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3 years ago

Do Florida residents see the folly of spending $12mm transporting immigrants rather than hardening to power grid?

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benchslap (third-person singular simple present benchslaps, present participle benchslapping, simple past and past participle benchslapped) 1(slang, law) To issue a judicial ruling or opinion that is harsh or humiliating towards a particular party or attorney.

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Chip Self @chip_self

3 years ago

Rudy Giuliani and Team Crazy exploited sympathizers in Georgia and other state governments to illegally access, steal and copy voting machine data. I can't wait to hear the "election fraud" crowd lose their mind when their team goes to prison for election fraud.