simon hughes @chipmonk1973

Addicted to #saintsfc, family, NE Patriots and poker. Proud father of a soppy rescue greyhound. Was a centrist until the left veered too far left. Born in England now in Aus Joined July 2012

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simon hughes @chipmonk1973

2 months ago

Really can't understand putting the opposition in to bat again! #ENGvsIND

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simon hughes @chipmonk1973

3 months ago

Is it just me, or did Nasser Hussein embarrass his cocom #ENGvIND

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simon hughes @chipmonk1973

10 months ago

If you ever needed proof advertisers are still afraid to post on X, I bring you this.

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Simon Holland @simoncholland

a year ago

Teach your kids not to pee in the pool but also teach them if it accidentally happens to not say anything about it.

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Needless to say, nothing from @Optus. Billing a deceased person extra after being told they had passed is so #optus and don't bother ringing them, because apparently the call centre people can't access the accounts.

Optus Help @optus_help

2 years ago

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simon hughes @chipmonk1973

2 years ago

So @Optus I cancelled my father inlaws phone after he passed away following years long battle with cancer and yet you see fit to bill him for another month at a higher rate even after terminating the service. I cancelled the account before a new bill cycle. #optus #crooks

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Simon Holland @simoncholland

2 years ago

Wish I was as brave as my kid who just ate zero bites of her dinner and then asked for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear.

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Simon Holland @simoncholland

3 years ago

Ask a rival dad if he likes his vehicle then tell him you’re considering getting one for your daughter when she turns 16. Absolutely brutal.

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simon hughes @chipmonk1973

3 years ago

More spectators at my son's u15's football (soccer) pre season trial match than at day 5 of #CricketAustralia vs #indiancricket yet we keep hearing about how cricket mad India is.

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simon hughes @chipmonk1973

3 years ago

Wishful thinking, but if Chelsea sack Potter in the next few days, #saintsfc have to pounce. Some managers not suited to demands of the big 6, doesn't make them bad managers. #bringpotterhome

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Simon Holland @simoncholland

3 years ago

His wife is talking to him on the driveway and pointing at the spot. If you’re gonna take a shot at the champ you better not miss.

Simon Holland @simoncholland

3 years ago

His wife is talking to him on the driveway and pointing at the spot. If you’re gonna take a shot at the champ you better not miss.

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New England Patriots @Patriots

3 years ago

Can confirm. #NEvsMIN 11/24 on NBC

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simon hughes @chipmonk1973

3 years ago

Just unfollowed Piers Morgan for the third and last time. Not worth the 10 per cent worthwhile tweets for the 90 per cent self aggrandising pompous bollocks.

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simon hughes @chipmonk1973

3 years ago

So @OptusSport are delivering less content than when I first signed up but have increased the subscription by 66% not a good look at a time just after being hacked and losing 10's of thousands of customers details. #EPL #OptusHack #optusbreach #optusfail I'm out.