Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets

Culinary Director. Runner. Babe in bibs. Reformed Punk rocker. Cat Lover. Berlin expat. 🍴🏃🚴🏻🎸😺🇩🇪 chloelasseron.com Berlin, Germany Joined December 2010

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Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets

3 years ago

50 minutes de retard ce matin et 25 ce soir. Pour des trajet de 30minutes. Bravo @lio_train_sncf vous êtes de pire en pire.

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CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag

4 years ago

RT if Molly Seidel is making you nervous right now

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TCS New York City Marathon @nycmarathon

5 years ago

New #NYRR Racing app 💫 An enhanced running experience We’re excited to launch our new virtual racing premium experience! The app will bring the virtual #TCSNYCMarathon race experience & other NYRR virtual races to life, track runs, plus so much more:bit.ly/3nLJp35

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Café du Cycliste @cafeducycliste

5 years ago

Following the roaring success of the Virtual Ventoux ride, we’re returning to the world of Zwift with L'Equipe Provence. Complete the ride and claim your very own Café du Cycliste Alpe d’Huez badge : bit.ly/2FIrMQc

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DrewFrog @DrewFrogger

5 years ago

Wildest shit ever to me is when you lose your job in America and inevitably lose your health insurance there’s a govt program that’s like “Hey need a lil help? Pay us $33,000/year to insure your family and be happy to have it” It’s named after a deadly snake and ppl hate it

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

6 years ago

The longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to return to a society where pants are required.

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Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets

6 years ago

Hello @frichtifrichti ! Je suis normalement trop fan de vous, mais vendredi dernier j'ai commandé le kit tarte courgette/feta et elle étais livre sans feta. Le service client ma dit que c'était normal, mais j'avais pas de feta pour compléter la recette 😢

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Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets

6 years ago

Anyone tried the @tracksmith tracksmith pocket bra? my lulu ones are gettin old but shipping to france is a pain in the ass ... @goldthought @FoodosaurusRex

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TCS London Marathon @LondonMarathon

7 years ago

😆😆😆 Amazing effort! 👏 #LondonMarathon #ThanksaBillion

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GRITS in NYC @GRITSinNYC

7 years ago

Spending some time in Belgium at a little race called the Paris-Roubaix to help our team launch the all-new Specialized Roubaix... So proud of the team that brought this to life... #beyondgender #smootherisfaster youtube.com/watch?v=Be6Rfw…

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Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets

7 years ago

Check out my latest ride with #Lime. ⁦@limebike⁩ why am I being charger 1.30€ for a ride across the street because the scooter wasn’t charged. Not cool

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James Hamblin @jameshamblin

7 years ago

A good sleep rule is never bring your phone into your bedroom. Just stay on your couch, scrolling indefinitely.

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Kevin Sieff @ksieff

7 years ago

Mexico's largest airline is trolling Americans and it's the best. h/t @Aeromexico

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Burger King @BurgerKing

7 years ago

due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders. just serving hamburgers today.

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James Hamblin @jameshamblin

7 years ago

There’s no perfect test for the level of insecurity where masculinity becomes ‘toxic’ but basically it’s when you feel personally attacked by that Gillette ad