Hazerbeam 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🏳️🌈🔬 @chrisjoehayes
INFP-A. Center-left Independent Gen X-er. Universal Pantheist. Ally. Bourbon. Guitarist, photographer, Residential Energy Analyst, ordained Dude-ist Priest🤘🏼 Atlanta, GA Joined May 2012-
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Frank Zappa (RIP) predicted Project 2025 back in 1986. While pearl-clutching conservatives ranted that his lyrics were “America’s biggest threat,” Zappa warned: “the biggest threat is moving America toward a fascist theocracy.” That’s no longer a warning. That’s Trump’s America.
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The struggle is REAL
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This is what a psy-op looks like. This is who you’re arguing with on X.
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“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross” ~ Sinclair Lewis, 1935 And here we are
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Breaking Bad has an alternate ending on DVD where Bryan Cranston wakes up as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle — revealing the entire series was just a nightmare.
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Here are a few of the MAGA and Vatniks you argue with.
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The official pizza of “Fuck it, I’m drunk.”
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How am I supposed to take this party seriously when they’re all making Zoolander faces at me?!
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Both of these men have referred to Trump as Hitler.
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The only thing i like about organized religion is the stained glass. They really did their thing with that.
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One NASCAR event a year in Shriner cars. It’s all I’m asking. Someone call Talladega.
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A visualisation of Trump decision making process
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babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse
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How can Trump be an FBI informant to a hoax?
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They’re not even trying anymore. The White House releases this ‘proof of life’ video, but I’m not buying it.
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The White House bringing in Donald Trump the next morning
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“During your times of trial and suffering, when you only see one set of footprints, it was then that I was recording Footloose.”
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