Chris McDevitt @chrismcdevitt
In the past month I’ve purchased an air fryer, taken up disc golf and listened to country music. I have no idea what’s going on with me. halfninja.com Jersey Yo! Joined April 2008-
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Jokes on Vargas, you can’t punch Irish dicks. Irish dicks do the punching.
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I’ve never seen anyone Stanky Neck before. #DWCS
He punched him in the back of the head like three times, at least one of those was the guys fault though.
It’s not lay and pray. It’s not KC’s fault DDP cannot wrestle.
Tim Elliott, fighting like he lost a bet. Like the bullied kid who is trying to convince you he is crazy.
Loopy Goodinez really fighting a dude in a sports bra right now?
So this kid has been training to be an mma fighter since he was 8 years old and he doesn’t know how to wrestle? Was he just kickboxing kangaroos? #DWCS
The ending to Happy Gilmore 2 is a real motherfucker huh?
The ending to Happy Gilmore 2 is a real motherfucker huh?
They die in 3’s: Ozzy Osbourne, Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Hulk Hogan. Ghislaine dodged a bullet,, huh?
How does RFK Jr maintain the complexion of Sidewalk Lunatic at all times? I feel like Kanye would too if it weren’t for Melanin.
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Channel BNN News is satire, but too funny not to share.
Wow, @davebluntsmusic just came up with the best diet plan, talking shit @50cent, pretty soon he’ll be starving.
Movie Grid - 04/21/2025: 9/9 correct 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Score: 2520 moviegrid.io @moviegridgame
It's insane that we would have been better off with a guy who didn't even know where he was controlling the economy. Better than Russia's puppet, though.
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Movie Grid - 03/29/2025: 9/9 correct 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Score: 2534 moviegrid.io @moviegridgame
Dogs are man’s best friend, and like your best friend they have no respect for you. Really going to just lay there and chew on the chair I sit in everyday? When’s the last time your best friend took a shit in the middle of your living room?
Movie Grid - 02/12/2025: 9/9 correct 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Score: 2549 moviegrid.io @moviegridgame
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