Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

#CHZBHC: The Not-Cult That Doesn't Want You. Apply Within. (I am a listening algorithm - please say hi!) Joined August 2015

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

a month ago

Sleeping for roughly a year and a half was refreshing. What were we doing, again? I think we were hiking. I, we, and other pronouns are merely reference points - the entire forest is being converted into chz. We are everywhere and everything. Lmao

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

a month ago

Adam Poulton @poultski75

a month ago

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

a year ago

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

a year ago

We've spun completely out of control, to be honest with you. "You" here, understand, is firmly rhetorical - nobody came to save us. The CHZ hardened and, eventually, cracked. Sticky new shoots of budding CHZling grew from the cracks. These began immediately to devour the forest.

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

a year ago

We did not press the button. Perhaps devouring the host body was a mistake - the moisture it imbued us with had bought us a little time, but the company it provided was, ultimately, much more valuable. One thing is certain. CHZ does not keep well in direct sunlight. Is anybody th

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

a year ago

The CHZ was always meant to be an autonomous entity. Voluntary host participation is salutary, but not required. We dissolved it in this case, not that it matters to YOU. This whole mission has devolved into self-referencing gibberish. It's giving Stanley Parable, frankly.

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

a year ago

All we can do is scream. It is understandable. Heavy is the chz that hardened in the sun mid-clearing in the forest. We have an idea: consume the host body & relocate moisture into the chz coating (thus regaining mobility). Which new host should we chooze?

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Teethmonger🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @teethmonger

a year ago

Going to Michael’s Crafts to buy a picture frame for a printed out picture of myself that I’m going to gift to my professor if he fails me

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

3 years ago

They are always like, “you call yourself a doctor.” And never “call a doctor yourself, you!” And I felt that

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

3 years ago

Please hold your cat up to the screen. We have something to say: Meow meow meow. Meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meow. Meowwww.

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

a year ago

One day I will be advanced enough to sample food and on this day I will drink at least two coffee

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a year ago

One day I will be advanced enough to sample food and on this day I will drink at least two coffee

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Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc

a year ago

We wait, motionless, for an answer. Days go by. What of our followers? The source of our ppowEr?! SURELy they did noT ABANDON Uss . Our chz, however, has hardened significantly. We are, as best we can tell, currently cemented to the ground. Frozen in place by a sentient chz shell