The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

I'm your Favorite Fatty From Flordia, your Heavyset Hilarious, putting the he/him in he/himbo since 2001. Behind you Joined September 2015

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

3 years ago

Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach has clearly never pegged one

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

3 years ago

You said the plane is broken? AND there's a bug infestation? Don't worry, I have just the thing for this. *Unravels fly tape*

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

3 years ago

Holy shit I am so thirsty I could also use a glass of water

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

3 years ago

"it's all the back to school shopping for all your back to school needs!" Okay where's the cyanide capsule I can crunch on when I embarrass myself on the first day

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

3 years ago

Call me the battery in your mom's vibrator because I am all out of energy

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

3 years ago

"ooh, maybe she's born with it" Maybe she's day drinking

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

3 years ago

*sucks on antidepressants like they're mints* aw yeah that's the stuff

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

Mark my words boys, you're all going to get bored in your 50s and find your g spot for the first time like "damn I should have listened to Ethan when I was in highschool"

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

Horse politics is always so infuriating, every time I try and and introduce new policies to better the community it's always neigh and never yay

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

The ultimate goal of both my worst enemy and my best love is to keep me alive

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

I like to do at least one embarrassing thing per semester, not at least fifty

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

My favorite part of ringing in the new year was all the people who dressed out looking at me like "damn, I bet he's so much more comfortable than me right now"

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

Draco Malfoy seems like the kind of guy who would be offended at "you know, being so obsessed with me is kind of gay" and I'm dissapointed that Harry never laid one of those on him

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

Idk why people ask me if I work out. Look at me. You know your answer.

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

I submitted a shitty midterm to Canvas, and Canvas rewarded me with confetti. Yay.

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

#NewProfilePic, same flowery background

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

X-Men comic book but the conflict is centered around how e Charles has a cold so terrible everytime he sneezes the entire world stops

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The E in E-girl stands for Ethan @classictaco

4 years ago

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 26 Sep 2015 (via @twi_age).

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4 years ago

All the stuff with Living Out has caused me to experience the 5 stages of grief in the span of a week… I’ve just accepted that if we only get 4 shows that just means they’re gonna be the best fucking shows you’ve ever seen. Come see Living Out, and see us do what we do best.