Michael Jay Close @close_mjay
The best of times arnt remembering with friends youll never forget Fletcher Joined September 2013-
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When does tired of being tired become rested from being rested
7 phone calls before 9 am. Today's going be a good day......
I had a dream I bought a new faucet set from Lowe's and it looked just darling in the bathroom. I think I've turned into my mother #TheyGrowUpSoFast
Never watched the "The Big Bang Theory" with glasses on. Turns out I know none of the cast
Purchased an inflatable hot tub. Could be my greatest accomplishment or a natural disaster.
Adult joy, when your Amazon package shows up a day before expected.
Have you ever had insomnia so bad your dusting your ceilings. #gotobed
I have a unhealthy crush on Clea Duvall.
Don't drop it low in overall shorts. You will rip the ass out of it.
Michael Jay Close retweeted
“Your cab will arrive in 9026 minutes” Oh. Fair.
Cuffin' season has me 13th wheeling #singlefriend
Friendship is telling not asking to sleep at your besties house. "Drunk not driving, fuck off, sleepin on yo couch, eat a bag of dicks"
All I've ever wanted is a border line alcoholic thats as petty as me. #RelationshipGoals
It's not a question of if I cried at "The Last Jedi". It's a matter if how many times. #TheLastJedi #CarrieFisher #BillieLourd #MarkHamill
Oh you went through a break up? So. Your a philosopher now. Keep the memes coming
I can now drink on credit and settle up at the end of the week. I've either made it or made a horrible mistake.
I find a new song I like, play it on repeat 798 times until I hate it.
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