Carlos M @cmorrison67

It’s me, Carlos Mencia Austin, TX Joined February 2014

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

4 years ago

Avocado seeds, nature’s testicles!

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4 years ago

The liberals want to destroy this small business owner

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

4 years ago

Throwing my head back, tossing a handful of chocolate chips in my mouth like a pill popper. Staring at my own reflection. I don’t recognize myself anymore.

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

4 years ago

It was a dark and stormy night, so I took some melatonin and got a good nights rest

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

5 years ago

You’d think the patrons at BookPeople would be able to read “compact cars only” yet I find myself wedged between a Lincoln Navigator and the Christopher Nolan Batmobile

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

5 years ago

Damn, a necklace is really just a lace for your neck. I get it now.

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

5 years ago

The customer is always omniscient

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

5 years ago

The secret to a happy life is avoiding doing things that suck

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

5 years ago

@SawyerStull Yeah buddy

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

5 years ago

A work/life balance implies that work is death.

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Carlos M @cmorrison67

5 years ago

Just saw a guy in airport security take off his flip flops, walk with his disgusting bare feet 🦶 to a recycling bin, pull down his mask, and spit tobacco juice into the recycling bin. Yum.