CRCatastrophes @cocket908
An account dedicated to the travisty that is the Cock Rocket and the inevitable catastrophes that ensue their existance. Cock Rocket Central USA Joined August 2015-
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Riding through the snow On a cockrocket we go O'er the bumps we splat Oh that was not flat *ow ow ow*
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Sometimes the perch on the back of that cockrocket puts your jank up so high you can even feel the jiggle any more.
"The best part of riding a cockrocket is the ability to fart and not smell it." ~ A Wise Human
Sometimes thoughts of crustaceans & cockrockets are so all consuming that you just can't use your fingers anymore.
... However, their ejection mechanism isn't nearly as graceful.
Cock rockets may resemble fighter jets...
The seat might hang low, it might wobble to and fro, but you'd better hope your cockrocket doesn't tie you in a knot.
But sometimes the jiggle in your jenk is just unavoidable.
When you don't want too much jiggle in your jenk.
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