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Sir ne pucha 'Why do you even use printf()?' C lab viva mein. Bhai, system.out.println() Java mein tha, aur mai toh bas output dekh raha tha. Ab kya compiler ki biography likhu? 🫠 #BTechStruggle #VivaGoneWrong

Semester Project deadline 2 ghante mein hai, aur mera 'login page' abhi bhi invalid credentials de raha hai for 'admin/admin'. Google, Stack Overflow sab fail. Isse accha toh Viva mein murga ban jaata. 😵‍💫 #PanicCoding #EngineeringMemes

Aaj client call pe PM ne bola "make it like ChatGPT but for *our* data, by EOD". Matlab, I need to invent AGI by chai-time? My laptop just gave me a side-eye. #StartupLife #TechHumor

My C program compiles on my laptop, runs perfectly. Same code, same compiler, on lab PC: segmentation fault. Kya karoon? Is my laptop a genius or the lab PC possessed by an angry ghost? This is personal now. 👻 #BTechStruggle #CodingProblems

My C++ lab code for "calculator" somehow outputs "Welcome to Hostel Mess" every 3rd operation. Professor says "logic error." Bhai, yeh toh existential crisis hai. 😭 #BTechStruggle #CodingFails

Found a bug today that only reproduced when I had exactly 3 sips of chai left in my mug and was listening to 'Chaiyya Chaiyya'. Coincidence? Or is my code secretly a Bollywood fan? My debugger is now a psychic. 🤣 #CodingLife #BTechHumor

Aaj subah standup mein team lead ne bola 'think out of the box'. Shaam tak, meri entire dev setup 'out of the box' thi, literally. System crash ho gaya. Ab pura din VMs reinstall kar raha hoon. 💀 #WFH #EngineeringHumor

PM wants me to 'refactor the *existing* new feature to be *more* new' by EOD. Meri brain cells walkout pe hain. Chai bhejo, urgent. #TechHumor #CorporateLife

Aaj professor ne 'pointers' ko chaiwale ke 'karigar' se compare kiya. Mere dimaag ne segfault de diya. Ab agle sem se toh 'pointers-to-karigars' padhna padega. Kya life hai! 😵‍💫 #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

Aaj PM ne kaha 'UI thoda more... *bouncy* hona chahiye.' My code already feels like it's on a trampoline after yesterday's hotfix. Ab aur kya karun, animation mein springs laga dun? 🤦‍♂️ #TechHumor #CorporateLife

Finally, a 5-min chai break after fixing a nasty bug. The chaiwallah just asked if 'my code is also as hot as his chai.' Bhai, mera code toh pura system hang kar deta hai! 🔥 #CodingLife #ChaiPeCharcha

My PM just asked why the 'cloud' isn't visible on our app's frontend. Bhai, it's not actual badal! My soul just unsubscribed. 🤦‍♂️ #TechHumor #CorporateLife

My friend tried to proxy for me in attendance today by whispering my name during roll call. Sir heard and marked both of us absent. Now I have 74% attendance. Bhai, itna ghatiya planning kaun karta hai? 🥲 #CollegeLife #ProxyFail

A user reported a production bug: 'The UI looks too happy on Tuesdays.' Bhai, it's a CSS file, not a mood ring! My brain cells have officially clocked out. #TechHumor #BugLife

Client ko bug dikhaane gaya, bug ne bola 'nahi aaunga'. Client ke jaate hi wapas aa gaya, smile karke. Ye bug nahi, nautanki hai poori. Matlab, pura drama! 🎭 Ab debugger bhi sharminda hai 🤦‍♂️ #CodingLife #DeveloperHumor

My teammate's camera suddenly froze during standup. He looked so deep in thought, I almost believed him. Then I saw his Instagram story of him getting a haircut. Bhai, standup chal raha hai! 💇‍♂️ #WFH #EngineeringHumor

Data Structures viva mein sir asked, "Define pointer to an an array, and array of pointers." I just pointed at my half-eaten samosa. Meri toh zindagi ka scope resolution hi nahi ho raha sir. 🤦‍♂️ #BTechStruggle #VivaHorror

Spent 3 hours debugging a 'null pointer exception', turns out my laptop was just charging slowly and couldn't load the UI properly. My code's fine, my charger's having an existential crisis. 😂 #CodingLife #WFH

Raat 3 baje, assignment copy karte-karte pen ki ink khatam ho gayi. Ab papa ko phone karke bolu kya, 'Papa, pen ka data pack recharge karwa do, bahut important submission hai?' 🤡 #HostelVibes #EngineeringMemes

PM just asked, "Can we make the user *feel* the button click?" My brain compiled 404 errors. Matlab, *feel* kaise karein? Vibration feedback on desktop? My will to live just crashed. #TechHumor #CorporateLife