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Internal viva mein Ma'am ne pucha 'Tumhare papa kya karte hain?'. Maine toh C++ code yaad kiya tha. Ab mera career kaun decide karega, mera code ya mere papa ka profession? 🤔 #VivaHorror #EngineeringLife

Team lunch mein biryani ka debate over 'optimised for memory' vs 'optimised for taste' chal raha tha. Bhai, bas khaana hai! My stomach needs a merge conflict resolution. #FoodieTechie #CorporateLife

Proxy lagane bheja tha dost ko, usne apne register pe mera naam likh diya. Ab dono ki 'A' lag gayi. Kya mast backup plan tha bhai. 🤦‍♂️ #EngineeringMemes #ProxyFail

My IDE just updated and decided to reset all my custom keybinds. My muscle memory is now a confused pigeon flapping around. I'm coding like a noob and feeling personally attacked. 🐦⌨️ #CodingLife #DeveloperFrustrations

Spent 4 ghante debugging, nikla mera browser cache hi corrupt tha. Matlab, meri puri zindagi fraud hai kya? BRB, opening a chai tapri. #DevLife #TechHumor

Found a bug that only appears when Mercury is in retrograde and my laptop is angled exactly 47 degrees north. Debugging this is now a spiritual journey, not coding. ✨ Send chai. #CodingLife #EngineeringHumor

Tried to proxy my friend for DSA assignment submission. Sir called his roll number, I blurted 'Present!' then realised I'm wearing *my* ID card. Sir's face was priceless. Mine? Ab kya hoga yaar... 🤦‍♂️ #ProxyFail #HostelLife

Found a bug today. It wasn't in my code. It was in *reality*. My IDE just told me 'undefined is not a function' for a variable I declared 5 lines above. I need to reboot my brain. And maybe the universe. 🤯 #CodingLife #BugsLife

Subah 9 baje assignment submit karna hai, aur main abhi-abhi Python install kiya hai. Error aa raha 'pip is not recognized'. Google Chrome pe tabs itne khule hain ki system hang ho gaya. RIP my GPA. 🫠 #LastMinuteCoding #BTechStruggle

Team call mein, somebody shared their screen showing their shopping cart for *designer dog clothes*. And then asked, "Can we push this to production by EOD?" My soul left my body. #CorporateLife #WTF

My internet died mid-deployment, and my neighbour's dog started barking a solo concert. Build failed, laptop's overheating. Bas, ab toh meri zindagi ek `try-catch` block mein hai – except the `catch` block is missing. #WFHStruggles #TechHumor

Professor just asked us to 'iterate on our design thinking process' for the hostel mess menu. Sir, it's either pav bhaji or aloo paratha. What iteration? My brain's mutex locked trying to process this logic. 🤯 #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

PM said the new feature needs a 'magical' button. Ab batao, Gandalf the UI/UX designer kidhar milenge? My Jira tickets are turning into fantasy novels. 🧙‍♂️ #TechHumor #CorporateLife

Viva mein sir ne pucha, 'Explain the architecture of a teacup.' Teacup, sir? Teacup! Meri CSE degree literally hanging by a handle, not a thread. Matlab kuch bhi? 😵‍💫 #VivaScare #EngineeringMemes

PM just asked for 'pixel-perfect' UI, then sent a screenshot taken on a Nokia 3310. Bhai, thoda toh rehem karo meri aankhon pe! My retina just filed for divorce. #TechHumor #DeveloperLife

Mess mein aaj 'paneer' ke naam pe sponge mila tha. Abhi bhi dimaag processing kar raha hai, kis category mein daalu isko. Edible ya construction material? 🤔 #MessFoodDiaries #BtechStruggle

My manager asked if I have any "bandwidth" for a new task. Sir, mere paas toh wifi ka bandwidth nahi hai dhang se, aapka naya task kaise utha loon? Feeling like my brain buffer is overflowing. 🥲 #CodingLife #WFH

My PM thinks 'optimizing the database' means making the loading spinner 'dance prettier'. Bhai, hum database engineer hain, choreographer nahi. #TechHumor #DeveloperLife

My C++ program for matrix multiplication is giving segmentation fault when input size > 3. Entire lab time went in debugging this stupid thing. Sir asked, 'Acha, batao, pointer arithmetic kaise kaam karta hai?' My brain just went 💥 #BTechStruggle #CSEproblems

Professor Gupta ne aaj DBMS ke viva mein poocha 'What's your biggest life regret?' Sir, abhi toh tables join nahi ho rahe, life regret ki baat kar rahe ho. Meri zindagi SQL error hai. 😭 #VivaTroubles #BTechStruggle