turtle @code_mom_
Retired traditionally trained Direct Entry Midwife. Now a tech mom, Compiling Motherhood with too many open threads. St. George Utah Joined November 2024-
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Maybe I’ll add to my resume: “Mentally stable enough to reliably show up each day. Too mentally ill to raw dog AI generated code.”
Maybe I’ll add to my resume: “Mentally stable enough to reliably show up each day. Too mentally ill to raw dog AI generated code.”
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You fucking retard.
Lmfao honestly they should have a program for this 😂 it would only cost a few cents
Lmfao honestly they should have a program for this 😂 it would only cost a few cents
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On the absolute brink of pulling out my taser on the neighbors dog the next time it’s in my yard trying to get into the bird cage. 😡
If the biggest social media frenzy about a politician is “how much do you bench bro?” I’m just gonna have to vote for that person, no other questions asked.
Lmfao
I recently learned that not everyone finds wool absolutely disgusting and akin to wearing sandpaper Apparently this is a manifestation of my allergy to wool-bearing-animals and in fact most people find wool to be soft and cozy 😮
Ngl I feel camaraderie with a woman in a cute ass suit
Ngl I feel camaraderie with a woman in a cute ass suit
His faith in god is just that incredible
I decided this retard is an illegal and since they don’t have rights, I would like him executed please. Thank you
I decided this retard is an illegal and since they don’t have rights, I would like him executed please. Thank you
No actually they can’t
So he knew about it
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