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in triage putting “post-rapture” on every complaint on the board post-rapture SI/HI post-rapture priapism post-rapture toe pain post-rapture STI test
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i only take tylenol as suppositories so i can do autistic shit
in the med room shooting up the ofirmev so i’ll have an excuse to be socially awkward during the rapture
prescribing paracetamol to my pregnant MAGA patients because they don’t want tylenol 🤰🧩✨🙏
hoping for the rapture because i’m scheduled to work triage tomorrow 🙏
how it feels telling the work group chat that I’m not eating anything at the potluck because I don’t like the texture of the food
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we need one of these in the med room
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sorry, is this a bad time to mention room 4 wants a warm blanket…
doordashing a dave’s triple from Wendy’s after coding my patient with 14 stents and an EF of 10%
what’s a good pharma company to go to for a healthcare provider looking to make some money selling vaccines
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if your nurse is wearing this, you’re gonna make it
confession time: i have never remotely remembered the acid-base levels & just look at the normal values on the chart.
Druski lookin like the farmer who comes to the ER without his wife telling him to
just rawdogged a bed bath with no mask and i gotta say, the pandemic definitely changed some things for the better. crazy to think it wasn’t routine to wear one for a bed bath pre-covid
hey so if you take selfies with the discharge from your patients after their pelvic exam and post them on social media, you should be fired.
when my patient’s family member starts using medical terms
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