CofC Problems @cofc_problems
Farther along, we'll understand why. Joined October 2011-
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Whenever I sit with my girlfriend’s family at church, I take extra notes on the sermon to impress them.
You can make fun of the sermon all you want, but make fun of my youth group and things will get REAL.
All my catholic friends are so in love with Pope Francis. Guess Jesus just isn’t good enough for them.
That awkward moment when old Ms.Evelyn's phone goes off during the sermon. And it's a Lil Wayne ringtone.
You might be CofC if seperateandapartfromthelordssupper is all one word to you.
Thou shalt always eat Mexican food after Sunday service.” II Opinions 3:16
Potlucks are not the time to be experimenting with new recipes, Sharon!
Do nursing home singings count community service for my high school? Asking for a friend #cofcproblems
There’s always that brief, collective moan when the song leader says, “Let’s sing all 7 verses.”
Look, this sermon is really great and all, but we really need to beat the Baptists to lunch this afternoon #priorities
If I'm at CYC this weekend, does that mean I get extra heaven points? #CYC14
Should I tell the lady in front of me that her skirt is messed up?
The cracker from communion is stuck in my teeth.
The song leader led a song from his seat on the front row.
It's hard to find room to display all the Lads to Leaders trophies our church won this year.
The men waiting on the Lord's Supper table forgot to get our row's tray.
The song leader's hand has absolutely nothing to do with what tempo he is keeping.
The youth minister stopped being fun after he had a kid.
I feel like I have to be extra holy today because an elder is sitting in on Bible class.
They don't have donuts in class this morning.
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