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If you wanna laugh. Follow me!! #Teamfollowback. #TeamComedy #Teamjesus on your mom Joined June 2013
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14 years ago

Pain is temporary, Pride is forever.

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14 years ago

Friday. My second favorite F word

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14 years ago

Fuck people who lock their wifi”

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14 years ago

It's a good thing Taylor Swift and Adele aren't dating. Imagine if they broke up

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14 years ago

I love doing stupid things with my friends.

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14 years ago

People talking about how stepping on a lego is the worst pain in the world, but I know worse.... HITTING YOUR ANKLE WITH A RAZOR SCOOTER!

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14 years ago

Boy: I want to be a super hero. Guess what I want my name to be. Girl: Superman? Batman? Ironman? Boy: No, Yourman

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14 years ago

if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.

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14 years ago

Saying "Dude" before you say something really important

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14 years ago

I hate Sundays because Monday.

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14 years ago

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesn't start the conversation first

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14 years ago

Me: Can I have $5? Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 1999?

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14 years ago

Taking a well deserved break after writing the title of your assignment.

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14 years ago

You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else

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14 years ago

Shaggy, Scooby and Velma go downstairs and check the basement. Daphne and I will go upstairs and check the bedrooms" Well played Fred.

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14 years ago

Me in 4th grade: Wow swearing is so bad I won't ever swear! Me now: Pass the motherfuckin salt you bitch

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14 years ago

Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat

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14 years ago

Sarcasm is the best answer to a stupid question.

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14 years ago

Knowing your family so well, you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps

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14 years ago

SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4 HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8 EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass.

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