robert schmurder @corn65badboy
𓆣 𓆏 I bartend and am nervous Blacksburg, VA Joined July 2014-
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@plxnetriri I took a small dose of Zoloft for a while and didn’t ever feel any difference and then I started 20mg Prozac which after a month or two started making a noticeable helpful difference without any brain fog. Moved up to 30mg for a while through trying times which was also helpful💗
@youkaymelis @sadgalraani @Debonperc I mean, most bars don’t let anyone brandish weapons no matter what. The bartender can prevent you from zapping your taser at their job, and simultaneously it’s not their fault that there are guns in schools.
@Debonperc I like the intent but you definitely can’t brandish a weapon at a bar and expect to get to stay…
@Goji_Saurus If u dont want to kill yourself in the natural history museum ur doing it wrong
last night a drunk girl barfed on my legs as I was helping her sit up ✨
Me vs my recurring dreams about dogs dying :(
@HotelLiquid I used to have massive anger problems and I'd get like. Seriously physically ill, genuinely very ill when I suppressed it. I can compare it to being so stressed you get that vagal "freak tf out and throw up or shit everywhere" feeling
Love hearing my neighbor call for his dog (Coleslaw)
The best advice I heard from a stranger was this: give luck more opportunities to bump into you. Leave the house, take a different road, travel, say yes to new experiences. The more you do, the more life surprises you in the best ways.
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getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety
just got an ad for children’s shoes with a built in “garage” for a small pink sports car
@Jurassic_Liz @soggybrocoli And you’re unnecessarily rude soooo
@soggybrocoli I liked her account a lot but had to unfollow because of her being randomly hostile and mean to people who didn’t deserve it, didn’t wanna keep looking at it
Me tonight when I tracked down a long, loud whistling sound in my neighborhood at 1am just to find a lady looking for her dog. Apparently I will be making things my business
whatever bystander syndrome is I definitely have the opposite of it. Boomer threw his ice cream at the sweet checkout lady at gelson’s right in front of me. Oh buddy. You bet I am getting involved. I am making that my business.
I take my Ls in PUBLIC out LOUD because I am a dramatic person who will never shut UP!
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her. @herbs120
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