Lexi @cornault

Joined July 2013

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Lauren 🩲 @lllaurenA

4 years ago

“If you have a truck with balls hanging from it, and your truck wasn’t born with balls, and you put the balls on an elective process, you have a trans truck. Congratulations”

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translated cats @TranslatedCats

4 years ago

The fastest cat in the world who has mastered the crouching start.

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CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN

5 years ago

a little kiss from a friend

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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney

5 years ago

The thing that’s still bothering me about this is that a giraffe is easily one of the most disproportionate animals when halved. Which half, scientists. In what direction is it halved. I hate this

Daily Mail @DailyMail

5 years ago

Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland trib.al/aAcXJVb

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🤖SexWithRobots🤖🌊 @sexwithrobotz

5 years ago

@erikasirena1 @HEAVYareTILLERY

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I don’t feel like it’s teasing them leaving us. I think it has a deeper meaning than that. My parents both passed but through music + memories + things they taught me, they genuinely live on. It wasn’t a last goodbye. Clearly my view is influenced by my loss but I’m hopeful.

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Variety @Variety

5 years ago

Nicolas Cage: "I am a goth." bit.ly/3rUAfEb

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ppigg @s4m31p4n

5 years ago

Are you high right now? Are you vaccinated? Do you ever get nervous

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Toronto Star @TorontoStar

5 years ago

In December of 2012, Darwin, the very small but very fashionable monkey was found at an Ikea parking garage in North York, Ont. thestar.com/topic.ikea_mon…

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Goph @thegoph

5 years ago

Man's insatiable need to give cats a special little treat

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Meggy⁵⁰⁰ @igetsoinspired

5 years ago

my cat at 3am in our 400 sqft apartment

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eh @swampcommie

5 years ago

so zillow let a robot buy up thousands of properties, outbidding real buyers and artificially inflating the market, and now will be laying off a full quarter of its workforce and selling off the properties to rental corps like BlackRock at vastly discounted prices. that right?

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ppigg @s4m31p4n

5 years ago

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Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS

5 years ago

The climactic clash that culminates in the crowning of the king of the capacious creatures of Katmai! Can 480 Otis’ tummy topple 151 Walker’s whopper of a beardonkadonk in this epic battle of the bulge? Last chance. Vote @ fatbearweek.org til 5pm AKT/9pm ET. #FatBearWeek

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STREET ART UTOPIA 🖼️ @StreetArtUtopia

5 years ago

...How simple and true. How quick we adults can be to turn our backs on another. Fear can often run the show. How important to remember the parts of us that wish to connect in the purest of ways. Love first. Love always. Remember to remember.”