Corporate Persona @corp_persona
white collar warrior, self-proclaimed OINK, product of the american conveyor belt. put it on my calendar. Manhattan, NY Joined July 2023-
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Look between J and L on your keyboard
that’s wasn’t another earthquake, i just told my parents im voting for an independent
special follower shoutout to Love! you mean so much to me! thank you!
me bringing up April 2018 Didi Gregorius:
we’re hitting 64 today people take those depressing coats off!
i can play this game all week (no I can’t)
mom isn’t aware of the ideal eclipse viewing spot, i fear
just uncovered the best possible make at home breakfast sandwich from Trader Joes: - everything bagel seasoning ciabatta roll (toasted) - three fried eggs (lil crispy) - pepper jack cheese - spinach - pepper Optional: salsa verde to top it off
watching jared jones, dylan cease, and zack littell alongside a crispy IPA. this is peak male existence.
shareholders hearing minimal work was done from 10-11 am on a Friday because the ground make a little shake shake
call me pete rose the way i be betting on baseball and called an asshole
whiteboys who love money and hate working are the most persecuted minority in america
No gambling No affairs No scandals No peds No drama No dilemma Just strictly baseball
so you’re telling me i can get out of work, go to the gym, and grab a crisp light beer all before sunset? it’s so over for y’all
i be the guy to spend 50 hours on a model and proceed to throw two chipotle bowls on a school named after fellatio
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[consoling a friend after a breakup] HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate
I get something like a runners high except it’s when I drink
I got Morehead state winning it all this year. Love Morehead. Ahahah
Where were you when Brigham Young dropped a 50 bomb?
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dating history: love of my life rebound rebound rebound rebound rebound rebound rebound rebound rebound rebound rebound
there are only two places worth being
airlines? you mean plane-themed credit card companies?
Donald Trump’s words are dangerous and unacceptable.
The president of the United States slurs his words all the time but when I do it I’m “cut off” and “need to exit the premises”
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