Correcting NJ Transit @correctingNJT
We tweet plausible, probable, and sometimes perfectly accurate "factual inaccuracies" around #NJTransit. Serious parody to soothe the pain of commuting. #Team40 JNTransit.com NJ Transit Correction Center Joined October 2018-
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Fuck this whole Nazi App. Fuck it right in the ear.
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Hi @oldmcdougall Your article seems to have some inaccuracies and trust us, we are experts. This article sounds normal, nj.com/ocean/2025/01/… But it’s not an ignorant mistake. They’ve done this before. reddit.com/r/newjersey/s/… We await your correction. cc: @njdotcom
Be glad we don’t run an airline.
We have fucked up so massively. Have a week of free travel, on us. That is, if anything’s working… njtransit.com/fare-holiday
Do not FUCK with an @NJTRANSIT Bus driver.
Do not FUCK with an @NJTRANSIT Bus driver.
This guy gets it.
It’s fucked. It’s all so very fucked. #FuckedCommute
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New slogan poll! Which do you prefer and why? 1) NJTransit: Providing less, charging more. 2) NJTransit: We hate you… and it shows! 3) NJTransit: There’s another just behind this one. 4) NJTransit: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What are you gonna do?
ATTENTION: All NJ Transit Services will be following regular weekday operations. Which is to say it’s going to be an absolute shit-show. You’re kinda fucked, so best of luck out there the couple of days! #NJTransit #FuckedCommute
We are pre-failing!
Fucking hell, man. Imagine getting out of Penn Station at rush hour.
Fucking hell, man. Imagine getting out of Penn Station at rush hour.
Straight up gonna do this with Kevin Corbett pics. It won’t do anything but it will make us feel just a little better.
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That’s the spirit! Another satisfied customer! Thanks for riding NJ Transit and have a safe day!
That’s the spirit! Another satisfied customer! Thanks for riding NJ Transit and have a safe day!
While you’re busy not commuting today take a moment and thank @GovKathyHochul & @GovChristie. You both absolutely fucked up your opportunities to do something bold and impactful and help billions in the future. Curse on you both. May you both know no peace, now or hereafter.
Y’all be trippin’… … circuit breakers.
This is how it felt here in the Corrections Center, when we opened this app and started reading about the absolute disaster that was the commute today.
Plenty of time to figure it out on NJTransit!
Plenty of time to figure it out on NJTransit!
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