♕ countess kush ♕ @countess_kush
elegance is learned, my friend ✨ instagram.com/countess_kush Joined November 2022-
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Danielle from summerhouse watching gabby cry in the bathroom
yes Scheana, only Tom #pumprules
This feels really icky. Knowing you plan to end an engagement and putting this family conversation on TV feels so calculated. He knew he wanted out. #SummerHouse
Carl’s storyline being that he was abused by Lindsey and “living in fear” is SO FUNNY. Yes, Lindsey is terrifying- everyone should be very afraid, but also it’s just her asking him to get a job. I’m crying.😂 #SummerHouse
@countess_kush Go to one of the most exclusive, privileged areas of the world - the Hamptons, find a tall, handsome white man and of course he can tell you how he's the victim of gender bias. Someone please sentence Carl to a year of community service for that remark alone.🤦🏽♀️#Summerhouse
When you tweet a rhetorical question but people take it seriously and start replying with answers😓😓
It needs to be said: Danielle is incredibly insecure and projecting it on Gabby… and has unhealthy need to seek validation from men 😬#SummerHouse
this will always be a top tier moment in reality television #PumpRules
You can alway rely on Kristen Doute to blow a scandal wide open, god I’ve missed her unhinged ass🥰 #TheValley
Mmmm idk it’s starting to feel like Carl is pulling a Sandoval where he’s planting seeds for a breakup all season but not actually doing it until they’re done filming😶 #SummerHouse
how do you know then? by way of osmosis? #PumpRules
Yes my question is for Andy: where was this tweet for the #PumpRules reunion
Yes my question is for Andy: where was this tweet for the #PumpRules reunion
Lmfao wait did Carl really just say he doesn’t make as much money as Lindsay with brand deals “obviously because she’s a woman”😂😂😂 #SummerHouse
a renaissance painting 😭 #thevalley
Ariana being unbothered about Schwartz moving into the house after she leaves...the people who were calling her spiteful should be really quiet now. Literally all she wants is to get her share of equity and move on and the only person obstructing that is sandoval #pumprules
here we go again with the f*ckin foot #PumpRules
here we go again with the f*ckin foot #PumpRules https://t.co/aF8Ek7f4eZ
I don’t know if anyone has ever made this comparison but the similarities are stunning #PumpRules
#TheValley is her show and everyone knows it *kathy hilton voice*
@countess_kush @slutnrose she’s OUR “crazy kristen” and now we say it with love. The newbies can stay in their lane cause they’re begging for crazy title
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Help me make sense of this
Brittany at the White House Correspondents Dinner! #TheValley 🖤
@jme262 @countess_kush Go back and rewatch since season 1. This is classic commitment-phobic F-boy Carl. Sobriety hasn’t changed him one bit. Yet he expected Lindsay to change who she is for him
@daphneagain @countess_kush We need more girlies like her tbh.
@Bravalita @countess_kush plus who else’s bathroom are they going to do coke in
@countess_kush @Bravalita exactly! she may not be my top BH girlie but she’s mostly just so unserious. i also think she’s coming into an interesting era, like becoming a little Gretchen Wieners unhinged over Kyle distancing herself from her. plus i lowkey want to watch her leave PK with my own eyes 🤣
At this point I expect Kyle to file for divorce and Lala to give birth on Amazon Live.
Danielle from summerhouse watching gabby cry in the bathroom
yes Scheana, only Tom #pumprules
@countess_kush It’s the END of VPR, they all know it and watch the finale together. They duke it out during the FINAL reunion and say things they wanted to say for years - hence all the weird social media crap and turning on each other. Some are moving to Happy Sad Valley show and some r NOT
@countess_kush My exact thoughts. Why is he talking to EVERYONE else about this and not Lindsay?
@blndhairblckhrt the racist Garcelle hate accounts r some of the most vile unhinged ppl i report them but ofc twitter says they dont break rules 🙃
@blndhairblckhrt Why are people so demented it’s just getting worse & worse! LEAVE BLAKE ALONE!
@tvescaper me saying i “survived” a week without my husband in town lol
i know a lot of my followers are mutuals with accounts that talk shit about me all the time and it really doesn’t phase me. we can all play in the sandbox. but if you fuck with accounts that are saying shit like this, please go ahead and unfollow me now bc i do not fuck with you.