Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

We don't talk but I'll leave you something to talk about. The blind leader of the blind. I have a cow. Google.com Red Earth 29, Saskatchewan Joined June 2015

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

6 months ago

Let it be know that Blind Scott has taken over the BenMallerShow reddit and despite being blind somehow knows how to take a selfie. @benmaller @uhbroncofan

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

2 years ago

You like poker. Any interest in Balatro (a game of poker but it's a rogue like) sounds like it might be up your alley. Look up some reviews @uhbroncofan

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SaltEMike @SaltEMike

5 years ago

I have a child named after me now

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

5 years ago

A monologue about the mets? Might as well have broken down the Mets roster too @benmaller

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imagine thinking that because kissanime got taken down people aren't just gnna find another streaming site. Those people who are thinking that people will join them on Crunchyroll really are as delusional as when they started paying for anime.

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kristei @iamkristiexo

5 years ago

rt if someone you met online has changed ur life

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Becca @BeccaSpaghet

5 years ago

HAPPY 12TH(!!!!) BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND🎉💖

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

5 years ago

Disappointed in your monologue not bring up that Mookie is a product of cheating and out spoken cheater basher Cody Belinger somehow being very quiet about his cheating teammate. @benmaller

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

5 years ago

Oh good they sign one of the cheating Red Sox hey @Cody_Bellinger why you so quiet now? Weren't you very outspoken about cheater and now that one's your teammate you don't say shit?

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

5 years ago

Disney: No no ufc you cant have a UFC event in California. Ay yo Cali governor cancel that shit it's irresponsible Also Disney: Disney world is now open in Florida where 9000 new cases of Rona were just reported #DisneyWorld #ufc

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

5 years ago

June 27th was Pollos birthday and so that's why it was called June 27th. Iirc it actually didn't have any significance other than that for screw. #RipDjScrew

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

5 years ago

Can't wait to boo those cheating Rex Sox and Cheating Yankees this season. #MLB2020 #MLB

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

5 years ago

Idk Ben you and everyone else seems to forget the Rex Sox cheated. Also dodgers suck, worse fans in baseball and address us as the 2017 world series champion Houston Astros @benmaller

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

5 years ago

Ufc 4 announcement soon, per sources

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

5 years ago

Rumor: New ufc game announcement this month per source

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Nick Papageorgio @mrpapageorg1o

5 years ago

@willfalls @ej_bouie How's this?

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Alex The Cynical @cowsdotcom

6 years ago

Houston Roughnecks xfl champs what up now @benmaller

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6 years ago

we found this weird looking gamecube and some games along with a cozy discord hoodie and t-shirt to keep you warm this snowsgiving season like and retweet for a chance to win all of these goodies