craphomersays @craphomerdoes
The world according to an 87 year old. Joined May 2014-
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"How can a white guy donate his liver to a black girl?"
I'm going to crawl up the steps someday. Just crawl, it's different then walking. Oh okay.
I watch girls play football in their underwear. #lingeriefootball #craphomersays #craphomerdoes
They would not let me take my Pee Jug to the soccer game. #craphomersays #craphomerdoes
"I rode 20 miles on the stationary bike" umm that was 20 minutes. You were not going 60 mph. "Bullsh*t!" Whatever.... #craphomersays
I smell like sh*t & piss, I don't shower often, I wear the same clothes days on end...But keep the dog off of my bed cause he is dirty!
Last nite @ the game, "I hope no one gets hurt even the black ones. smh. #craphomersays #craphomerdoes #livingwithhomer
They have 2 negros on their soccer team, well I guess they have to go to school too. #craphomerdoes #craphomersays #livingwithhomer
If I can't remember your name I will call you d*ckhead. #craphomerdoes #craphomersays #livingwithhomer
My pants are falling down. I will keep walking and hope they pull themselves up.... Nope! #craphomerdoes #craphomersays #livingwithhomer
I got a 3:15 pm doctor's appointment, start getting ready at 7:45 am. Screw everyone else. #craphomerdoes #craphomersays #livingwithhomer
"All the players on the Illinois Little League team are darkies." Ummm yes they are smh. #craphomersays #craphomerdoes #livingwithhomer
Wish @_carrlleee would stop pretend snoring while I am watching porn on Cinemax! #craphomerdoes #craphomersays #livingwithhomer
Grandfather & granddaughter bonding while watching soft-core porn on Cinemax. @_carrlleee #craphomerdoes #craphomersays #livingwithhomer
Is tomorrow Saturday? Time for my weekly shower, whether I need it or not! #livingwithhomer #craphomerdoes #craphomersays
Hide yo children! Hide yo women! #craphomerdoes #craphomersays #livingwithhomer
If I ever agree to chicken patty sandwich remind me that I do not like it. @_carrlleee #craphomersays #craphomerdoes #livingwithhomer
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