Sir Isaac @crapscience
Renegade scientists. We do the experiments so you don't have to. Basically, we are legends. Cern Joined January 2010-
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Jenny Meadows is the fittest 800m runner ever. Thats scientific FACT
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Do chalk and cheese not really go together? Has anyone actually ever eaten a chalk and cheese sandwich?
Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
The female clitoris has a resonant freq of 33 Hz. Do any girls want to try this out with us? We have a massive speaker and some Barry White
A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White
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more self experimentation this week. How much can I improve my grip by in just 7 days
4th greatest chatup line ever: 'Did you know Im a lifeguard?'. This has worked for both of us on over 500 women
number 5 best chat up line in the universe: get in the bush, i've got a knife
This week we will mainly be rating chat up lines, in a bid to discover the greatest line of all time. Its not science but you love it. slut
Is anyone interested in buying an 'Alander'? Its like a calander but full of famous Alans. Taking advance orders now...
Today we tried making alcoholic popcorn. Conclusion - buy some popcorn and drink some beer - much easier
According to Russell Howard, if you put enough marbles up your arse you turn into a wizard. My PB is 15 - must try harder
Hi, we are crapscience. We do the experiments you are too scared to do. Pussy
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