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. @crashsystems

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. @crashsystems

3 years ago

I’m officially joining the Twitter exodus. I have no desire to use a site owned by the sorry excuse for a human Musk. I’m keeping this account so no one else can claim the account name.

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Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill

7 years ago

Am I the only one for whom "developer velocity" rankles due to its implication that software engineers are somehow projectiles?

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Very Sleepy @shitweasel666

9 years ago

This is the best rip on this flag yet

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Ryan Castellucci @ryancdotorg

9 years ago

Found on /r/sysadmin, presented without comment.

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Clint Shryock @ctshryock

11 years ago

OH: > Works on my machine! < Backup your e-mail, your machine is going in production

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. @crashsystems

13 years ago

If using JS to construct your DOM, the function that does this should be called in onunload. </sarcasm>

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. @crashsystems

13 years ago

I really need a good excuse to try out Redis and EventMachine.

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. @crashsystems

13 years ago

How is it I'm the only person I know of that has heard of the book "The Computer Contradictionary?"

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. @crashsystems

13 years ago

Anyone know of a good source of locally roasted coffee in the Santa Clara area?

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. @crashsystems

13 years ago

Behold, the high lord of derp (CC @Gillis57): yfrog.com/ocnxjop

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. @crashsystems

13 years ago

Turns out tethering an Apple computer with an Android phone doesn't work that well. Go figure.

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Chris Oliver @excid3

13 years ago

Show me on the doll where the PHP touched you.

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. @crashsystems

13 years ago

Watching hackers with someone who has never seen it before. This will be interesting...

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. @crashsystems

14 years ago

"Why use btoa/atob when you could re-implement base64 in JavaScript?" #webdevelopers

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. @crashsystems

14 years ago

Question: is a potato a vegetable, or something else?

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