Growing up is realizing that you can toast the bagel and then let it cool down completely before applying the cream cheese, so you get the texture of the toast, but none of that melted cream cheese bullshit.
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@crisisofconsc Toast bagel poop or pray to microsoft teams god spread you have the power
@crisisofconsc @Naaackers I will scald the roof of my mouth before having to wait for it to cool down 😂
@crisisofconsc @Naaackers The melted cream cheese is a feature to make sure it makes it into all the crevices etc
@crisisofconsc @Naaackers If my tea isn’t scalding my face off I waited too long. Applies to food too